Wake up
See this
What do?
Wake up
Turn off the tv
She'd go blind.
Also, yes.
Fap to both
The glass is tinted :^)
Imagine being so much of a woman that you cry upon seeing nuclear war
Breath a giant sigh of relief and have a drink for a job well done
Thank God for answering my prayers.
Keep posting in Any Forums HAPPENING threads until my internet goes out. Then take my car, bottled water, canned soup, rifle and go look for work on the nearby farms since my work place is gone.
i whip out my cock and spank the monkey for the last time
Blow up and/or get irradiated. I'd probably go try to have sex with something desu.
Give her an other slap.
At that range? Pretty sure you die.
This. Its the ultimate display of force and absurdity. Laughter would be more fitting.
Fake news, fake propaganda
Tiresome
My penis would become so erect, the force emitted from my crotch would kill everyone in the high-rise before the nuclear shockwave reached the building.
go to the winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over
first i'd post ronpaulhappening.gif, tell anons about it.
get told take meds, 2 more weeks
then call everyone trannies and fags and go find a thread to make fun of vaxxtards
>glass
>huge explosion
Not the best idea to stand there overall
the only real sensible options
jewish psyop, I close the shutters and go back to sleep
I'd get ready to see my lord and savior Jesus Christ
Probably bang her since there's nothing else to do
Have my eyes and every other soft tissue in my body immediately combust and vaporize before I even have time to scream, at that range
Go blind, evaporate a few milliseconds later
With that chick there? Get one more bang in before the end.
Tears of joy maybe?
All the money, free labor, and positive attention was evaporated before her somehow intact eyes. Have a heart.
Nothing. Ever. Happens.
Won't happen right now because it will happen in 2 more weeks since so nothing to be worried about
this is the power of russian nuclear weapons
Wake up in the morning as usual? I'd go feed my chickens and goats.
surprise butt secks
Die in the nuclear explosion.
>open a beer
>smoke some weed
>masturbate
Become Russian