Wake up

Wake up
See this
What do?

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Turn off the tv

She'd go blind.

Also, yes.

Fap to both

The glass is tinted :^)

Imagine being so much of a woman that you cry upon seeing nuclear war

Breath a giant sigh of relief and have a drink for a job well done

Thank God for answering my prayers.

Keep posting in Any Forums HAPPENING threads until my internet goes out. Then take my car, bottled water, canned soup, rifle and go look for work on the nearby farms since my work place is gone.

i whip out my cock and spank the monkey for the last time

Blow up and/or get irradiated. I'd probably go try to have sex with something desu.

Give her an other slap.

At that range? Pretty sure you die.

This. Its the ultimate display of force and absurdity. Laughter would be more fitting.

Fake news, fake propaganda
Tiresome

My penis would become so erect, the force emitted from my crotch would kill everyone in the high-rise before the nuclear shockwave reached the building.

go to the winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over

first i'd post ronpaulhappening.gif, tell anons about it.
get told take meds, 2 more weeks
then call everyone trannies and fags and go find a thread to make fun of vaxxtards

>glass
>huge explosion
Not the best idea to stand there overall

the only real sensible options

jewish psyop, I close the shutters and go back to sleep

I'd get ready to see my lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Probably bang her since there's nothing else to do

Have my eyes and every other soft tissue in my body immediately combust and vaporize before I even have time to scream, at that range

Go blind, evaporate a few milliseconds later

With that chick there? Get one more bang in before the end.

Tears of joy maybe?

All the money, free labor, and positive attention was evaporated before her somehow intact eyes. Have a heart.

Nothing. Ever. Happens.

Won't happen right now because it will happen in 2 more weeks since so nothing to be worried about

this is the power of russian nuclear weapons

Wake up in the morning as usual? I'd go feed my chickens and goats.

surprise butt secks

Die in the nuclear explosion.

>open a beer
>smoke some weed
>masturbate

Become Russian

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