POL HUMOR THREAD - parodies edition

heres one i wrote yesterday, let me know what you think about it.

THIS PARODY IS COMEDIC AND NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF MY ACTUAL BELEIFS.

youtube.com/watch?v=YUEAjS3urfA&ab_channel=bmx4lyfe354

Early in the morning, risin' to the street
cut me off that niggers head and I'll strap jews on my jeep
Got to show the reason, reason things went wrong
Got to show the reason why our money's all gone
I got a remington and I can kill the kikes
I can choke a nigger and ill start the nigger riots
Well, fight yids, build forts, smoke the ones you got
'Cause they'll pay for all their crimes and pay for everyone's clots
didn't get the vax cause i was building sniper's nests
hanging all the Jesuits in my bulletproof vest
Take a small example, take a tip from me
plunder Jews money, give it to white families
a gun's what I got, it's within my reach
And the sieg heil style's still straight from ausch-weetz
It all comes back to jews, they'll finally get what they deserve
Try and fight back, they're bound to get zerged
rope's what I got, let's tie up some noose knots
You'll feel it when the feds get shot
cut skin is what they got
I.E.D.'s filled with glass
jokin' is what im not
it's a matter of fact
troublin' the jewish plot
I said prepare to gas
Lovin' is what Im not
(Im not, Im not, Im not)
well I don't cry when the trannies start to hang
I take out my anger on the jews I have to slay
I don't get angry when fags get shot
move into the forest, up on ammo i stock
Chuckin' and Sneedin', it's all the same
killing the zogbots' the only way to stay sane
Let the U.N., let the U.N. come after me
foreskin is what i've not
im gonna get it back
gun slings are what i got
And also ammo packs
never is when ill stop
im rasin nazi flags
larpin' is what im not
(Im not, Im not, Im not)

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argentbeacon.com/music/mr-bond/
m.youtube.com/watch?v=4B_nCNU3eh0
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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Cringe stop posting this faggy parody

Thats pretty good user but can you record it? We need a Mr. Bond recording over old punk rock anyway. I know there are others but the more, the merrier. I would love to year your words being sang into this song.

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NO CHISNESE POSTERS IN MY THREAD. fucking retarded chinks we fall for their propoganda.

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Reading further its just really hard to read lyrics while different ones are playing, and I think this is better than I orginally thought. Why don't you record user?

>led by chink scientists and doctors
Yeah gonna take a hard pass on that failure. America was founded by regular landowning businessmen.

i dont know how id do it

Stop trying to post this thread fag

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>Get a microphone
>fiddle fuck around with timing and such, maybe just find instrumental version and do your best
argentbeacon.com/music/mr-bond/
Listen to this mad bastard for a while, English isn't his first language and yet he learned to speak not only it, but also nigger ebonics, just to try to match up with songs. His songs are never perfect but thats half the beauty.

Humor, humor, Any Forumstards chant
But the laughs within are scant
Stupid memes and shitty vids
Posted by autistic kids

“Pol” and “humor” do not mix
Any Forums is full of racist hicks
poltards poltards don’t you know
Each new thread hits a new low

Every day you post user
Posting hate til the sun is gone
Unoriginal, reposts en masse
Anything but touching grass

And if the janny prunes your post,
You are the ones who shriek the most
Despite your memes being boring and stale
You gather again each day without fail

We know you’re losers in real life
But there’s no need to project your strife
Each of these sad humor threads
Only makes us shake our heads

Pol humor posters, I make this plea:
Get new material immediately!
And while you’re at it, maybe you’ll see
You are built for BBC

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nice file name chang (-15 social credit score for failed propaganda

>Get new material immediately!
ask, and ye shall receive

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don't use any escalators chang

mutt cope

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>capitalism bad
>also lets look at this graph of capitalism

for those who dont know this lowers their social credit if they see it

m.youtube.com/watch?v=4B_nCNU3eh0

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T A I W A N # 1

>hang
>slay
nah man it's shit

>mutt
>defending capitalism
lol

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Everyone is laughing at your country

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new material acquired, thanks!

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