My dad simps for the UK basically. He is extremely well read, wealthy, and racist. What is something from the UK I can get him for his 70th birthday?
Britfag Presents
Ryan Bailey
Aiden Cooper
I wish God didn't create women.
Oliver Murphy
>well-read
>doesn't hate the UK
Churchill, Cromwell, and Henry VIII are all burning in hell.
John Morris
FARTMEAT
Xavier Martin
Get him a caterpillar cake
Kayden Young
She makes me sick.
Thomas Young
scotch
Hunter Morgan
>she
Jackson Long
Dunno, some nice scotch whiskey maybe?, some antique thingy.
Tyler Walker
Why are women so retarded?
Justin Watson
An android tv box and a year of iptv
Then he can watch british tv all day and see that we have more blacks on than you do
Bentley Sullivan
Clean this shit up
Lucas Reed
SEEEEEEEXO
EU VOU ME TORNAR SEXO
Aaron Reyes
What did you expect to happen when you colonized their countries
Wyatt Williams
This
Andrew Ward
FART
FART FART
FARTFARTFARTFART
Angel Anderson
get him a family of pet hedgehogs
best laugh I had all day, this is a good one
Alexander Hill
Get him some English pipes and a little big ben for his desk.
Aiden Reed
My sister and I have been to the UK so we know this. Dad reads PG Wodehouse and has crafted his entire personality around what I imagine he believes to be a character from those novels.
This Christmas I am taking him there and we are renting an old car to drive around the south of England. The gift I get him for his birthday will be a prelude to the trip, if that helps
Parker Parker
A nigger
Noah Rodriguez
They came after we left though.
Thomas Sanchez
>we are renting an old car to drive around the south of England
Enjoy driving the wrong way round the M25 Burger. Don't worry tho, you won't get far.
Angel Gonzalez
This guy's got the best suggestion thus far.
Perhaps some kind of special edition Sherlock Holmes?
Enjoy m8. Not sure where you're coming from in the US but make sure to pack some warm clothes, gets a tad chilly in the winter.
Levi Cox
A fat disgusting pig. Then again, America is filled to the brim with fat disgusting pigs just like your own mother.
Jeremiah Gray
The hedgehogs are still hibernating, my dog hasn't caught one in the garden for ages now.
Parker Brown
>the south of england
Stick to the south west.