HAPPENING: Musk to give a speech about his interplanetary colonization rocket

Live from Starbase, Texas:
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ElonJet.io

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Has anyone figured out how much tax money was wasted on starlink satelite failures yet? Probably russian interference.

still trying to figure out the time I've been wasting with my poor choices and watching time vanishing from my sight , what peanuts you talking about

>hack
stop masturbating
stop watching porn
work out regularly
eat good food
time will slow down.

^
>Two faggot losers, jerking each other off. I would be a circle jerk, but one died of vaids, so theres only two left

Man will never colonize the solar system or the stars without figuring out how to put human brains inside mechanical bodies

Space is fake

Okay, what's the retarded ass-fingering duckfucker planning now?
Oh wait, let me guess... some new taxpayer subsidized boondoggle?
Got it.
Fuck Elon Musk.

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I'm fucking stowing away in the landing gear, I want off this ride.

Take me to fucking Mars.

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>stop masturbating
once a week maybe
>stop watching porn
nope thanks
>work out regularly
I do long walks and sometimes run
>eat good food
I prepare my own food, almost no sugar or sodas , all homemade food and eat lots of fruit and vegetables, I love vegetables , salads and dry fruits

>time will slow down.

ohhhhhhh but it doesn't , 10 years ago was yesterday , it does not stop

MAKE IT STOOOOP

Are those beams blue?

This is a flat thread now

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I have starling internet, what are you talking about schizo

>mfw I'm never going to go to Mars

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blue beans yes

Real footage btw.

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fake and gay
you can see the video footage is warped to make the earth look flat by looking at how that rod is warped upwards.

he knows whats coming and he's trying to get off this rock

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What a larping faggot. Space is fake and spacex is a money laundering front.

outer space is fake and gay

Sick of hearing about this antichrist