Brit/pol/ - Dick the Dyke Edition

Daily Star: Cressida Dick resignation sparks hilarious #DickOut Twitter reaction.
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/cressida-dick-resignation-sparks-hilarious-26199166

LBC: 'It's wholly unfair': Met Federation chief defends Cressida Dick after resignation.
lbc.co.uk/news/uk/met-federation-chief-defends-cressida-dick-resignation/

Daily Express: Dick admits 'there will be more embarrassing and disgusting' incidents from officers.
express.co.uk/news/politics/1563995/Cressida-Dick-Sadiq-Khan-Mayor-Of-London-Police-IOPC-Investigation-Met-Police-VN

The Sun: SIX scandals that engulfed Cressida Dick’s career, as Met Commissioner resigns after failing to tackle v....
thesun.co.uk/news/17616476/cressida-dick-resigned-scandals-career-met-police/

The Independent: Dozens of teenage girls trafficked and exploited in first ever modern slavery fraud case.
independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/modern-slavery-girls-trafficking-police-b2007020.html

MoneySavingExpert: Warning: Stamps that say '1st' or '2nd' class are going to become unusable from 31 January 2023.
moneysavingexpert.com/news/2022/02/anyone-with-stacks-of-stamps-at-home-has-less-than-one-year-to-u/

The National: Jacob Rees-Mogg called out for 'embarrassing' public appeal in The Sun.
thenational.scot/news/19914235.jacob-rees-mogg-called-embarrassing-public-appeal-find-brexit-bonusses/

The Mirror: 'I'm a catfish and proud - my transformations leave me looking like Katy Perry'.
mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/im-catfish-proud-transformations-leave-26185901

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Nocoiners are literal spastics.

What's the best crypto?

Bitcoin...

dogecoin you say?
right away!

Those with physical coins, yes.
Many will seethe when the game for crypto coin ends (might be sooner than we expect).

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You nocoiner spastics have been saying that for 10 years

Is it though?
Did you like do some sums of just say the famous one
I like the sound of Dogecoin because it's cute but that's stupid reason too
We should be smart investors

should i buy some bitcoins? its seems like its being pushed on normies so then they will want to buy and the price increases, is that the right sort of idea? i dont know how it works or why the price changes really

Listening to the radio this morning a man called in who said he has been isolating since covid started. He said it's too early to lift restrictions because it is a threat to people like him, boomers. He was asked when should restrictions be lifted, he said when there are no more deaths from covid. He was told that would never happen, he said then that's what should happen because it wouldn't be fair for people like him who want to isolate.

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What a retard, let him die in solitude and isolation.

You'll never beat the boomer who called into LBC demanding that anybody caught breaking the lockdown should be shot dead by the army.

it's all done through a series of tubes, i hear

>anybody caught breaking the lockdown should be shot dead by the army
That's hilarious! I'm LOLing

Is it on youtube kek?

>i want to live alone in a room isolated until i die of something that can't be prevented by isolation
Really? That's perfect. Please continue.
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Thanks lad, don't want to post in that filthy commie nonce's thread tbqh

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It will happen!

Joke asides the idea is you buy it (either decimals of the coin or a whole coin if you are rich enough) then and sell it when it is considerably higher in value.

>its seems like its being pushed on normies so then they will want to buy and the price increases, is that the right sort of idea?

That is how the price gets artificially increases due to a temporary influence even (like that time Elon Musk supported Bitcoin which increased value, and then when he withdrawed that on his point and would not accept it for buy Tesla cars then the coin value went down).

The usual buy low and sell high can be tricky as the coin value is volatile (so it is typically not supported by the FCA, etc).

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I'm glad it will eventually kill people like that

It must be, I saw it on here when the Lockdowns had first started

Fucking based
Let's start in Westminster and then call it off after a couple of weeks for reasons

the problem is the government and media kikes and emboldened these retards to think that society somehow has a responsibility to keep them safe no matter what, like everyones lives must be stopped if it means one asthmatic boomer feels a bit safer, its mental really and they've obviously done it for some evil agenda but people that believe the government have developed this sense of entitlement that really pisses me off, if we still lived in a healthy White country with a functioning government i would agree with the sentiment but in our situation its completely retarded, i despise this society so much i would be happy if every non english person and everyone to the left of Bowden dropped dead

are there any norf youtuber channels?

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>Shady al-Suleiman
kek

I made mine quite early because I like to put a bit of effort in and get a good round up of the headlines so you can feel informed without actually clicking any
Wasn't going to link it until after 300 so we had good continuity but he noticed and seethed and made his so I had to link it a bit early

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Tobias is getting out of control

Boris is /ourguy/
I've been given intel that he is aware of Brit/pol/
In fact, there are quite a few brinnies occupying Parliament
Trust the plan, WWG1WGA
Brinnies in control!

You don't have to apologise for anything lad.
Hate commies.
Hate nonces.
Simple as.

i can never figure out exactly what occupy is meant to be pedalling to me/ convincing me of
mostly cause i don't read that shit to begin with

I'm thinking of signing up to the reserves, lads. I want to go to Logistics or Intelligence. I've been reading a lot on military logistics although I can't speak any other language other than English. I think war is coming with Russia and China.

I want to at least decide where I go and avoid frontline combat. People who get force conscription tend to end up as infantry for the meat grind.

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They can't afford internet up there

Morgoth

i would rather rot in prison than serve this jewish government

I heard before boomers demanding the unvaccinated be put into concentration camps. Ironically these are the same people who regurgitate the WW2 talking points.

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Student union-tier commie shit that's been said a million times combined with disturbing pro-nonce sentiments.
Also admitted to being a tranny.

>Boris is /ourguy/
If you really insist he is.

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The U.K. has never had forced conscription nor will it ever. My great great grandfather refused to join during WW1 and for given a white feather. His son refused to join during WW2. You’re a idiot if you support international mercantile Jewish liberalism in any sharp or form.

Actually tried doing the emotional blackmail. Are people's lives worth ending restrictions. Yes, of course they fucking are. No war would have ever been fought with that type of thinking. Not that I believe he genuinely believes that, he's obviously just a boomer that been mkultraed.

It's Pube farming (You)s, he must have got a warning for his black penis posts earlier.

You just don't get it.

thankx

Why do I have to isolate for his isolation to work? *spoiler* Of course I know this "caller" is really a kike who works for an NGO.

I know but I feel obliged because usually he'll show up here claim I was the thread splitter and maybe even start spamming poos or something

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>I think war is coming with Russia and China
Why? Because you've been skimming headlines in legacy media for the best of 1 month?

There is no institution in the country that will fight to the death for you due to either of you being British, it's a con. There is no structure that gives a fuck about any of that, it's all just money. If you want to fight for a cause join the mafia.

doctor said iv'e got a vibrating testicle that needs counterbalancing

And I bet he think it's everyone else who is selfish.

I think it's just collecting random clicks from outerpol lurkers for his links

>You just don't get it.
Just as what many don't know what they are getting themselves into when they successfully vote someone in. A mandate is only accurate up to a certain degree.

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if someone said that argument to me and i didnt have any connection to them i would just say yes, lockdowns fucked up my life for a bit and thats worth more to me than your life, that's the society that we live in and there no point pretending otherwise, and the older generation are largely responsible for it

Does Boris read Britpol?
The othe day someone posted this and the next day Boris was doing a lion king bit

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The war is just the next big fear designed to keep you tuned in and compliant. Remember when we were going to fight Iran, remember when the Norks were the great threat, those countries haven't changed our press just stopped peddling fear.

Putinbots....it's over.

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Lavrov didn't seem amused
Did she forget to offer him her pork markets?

he never answers straight questions
if you try and talk to him you just get more of the same nonsense jibberish back
he's been btfo by /lads/ 1000 times but it all just runs off him like nowt
a weird larp, a strange larp
indeed

Oh nyet nyet nyet nyet, Ivan, recall the tanks! We must flee!

I really loathe hole. I’d love to fucking two foot her.