>F-35 crashes >F-35 crashes again >F-35 crashes before the other crash story has even died down >prepare to whitewash incident in official announcement >female crew already leaked the news on instagram >everyone is talking about it >scramble shills to tire out public on the topic spamming confusing and contradicting whitewashed nothingburger reports >female crew leaks photo of drowning F-35 on facebook >scramble shills again for damage controll and shifting blame from the aicraft on some replaceable cables >female staff leaks crash video on reddit >give up and pull "China bad did it" card
just wait until they start putting blacks in them lol
Xavier Long
>The Navy reported a strange sound hitting immediately before the crash That was the Admirals setup fart before he shit his pants at looking at the pilot's attempt to land.
Hunter Perez
Everybody know the Russians are lying about that , mostly because they pathologically lie about everything. The Law of Parsimony says it's shoddy Russian workmanship.
So we are blaming side effects from the vax on China now?
Luke Gomez
>who drilled the hole >we have exactly one suspect who happend to be on her period and is acting even more irrational than a normal mutt >nooo it wasnt us watch this distracting Amerimutt whataboutism and cope instead
Kevin Kelly
This is an insane amount of cope the US gov't is going through rather than just admit women pilots were a mistake
Dylan Anderson
He spoke english fine chang, just forgot to type an I in the word IN.
Austin Richardson
>female crew the people who leaked the photo and video are 100% men. The pilot of the F35 is probably a woman.
Hunter Foster
Did it denounce its US citizenship to go compete for China or something?
Jacob Parker
Inb4 she says she's flying for the other side
Mason Thomas
Dannit, I even inb4d, yet here you are
Ayden Flores
100% safe and effective 99% safe and effective 98% safe and effective
Andrew Gray
Where's the proof the crew was female? This was probably a legitimate attack, we've been at war the past 2 years.
Carter Reyes
It already happened back on the days of the tomcat. Who’d have thought there had been female pilots for 30 years already and were still getting bashed over the head by feminism?
I joked the other day about the US government blaming China or Russia for the F35 crashing but if it is true that the US government will be blaming the F35 crashes on China that is stupid
Connor Martinez
>Strange sound >Crashing female pilot screaming
Must've been China!
John Davis
Source
Nolan Walker
This. Females can't even park cars
Ayden Howard
That’s what happens when you fit your war plane with remote control capabilities. Delete that feature now retards.
Anthony Morales
They haven't released the pilot's name nor sex. Which is unusual. The person is still alive too.
Benjamin Sanders
Checked, theres about as much evidence for that as there is female pilots.
Brody Ramirez
don't fly them near 5g
Evan Miller
Whether it's a female pilot or not. The fact the F-35 is a piece of shit is also a problem.
Levi Roberts
The F-35 is a fine plane, this is woke female pilots. Same reason ISS is going to crash ahead of schedule. They had to ship up daipers and hull repair supplies instead of new thruster control modules.
Asher Cook
Imagine going on the internet and posting this without owning a vagina.
Andrew Turner
>The fact the F-35 is a piece of shit is also a problem kind of like the guy who purchased them? Pompeo?
Gabriel Taylor
Havana syndrome, lol. She's a nonbinary autist with bulimia too, right!
Cooper Cook
Anything to defend m'lady. fucking hell
David Hill
Does anyone have the videO?
Benjamin Morris
there's covid in the jet fuel.
see what happens when you don't follow the science and take the jab? thanks alot, chuds
