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The Independent: Tory minister’s bizarre rant on ‘honouring democracy’ over Partygate.
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-suella-braverman-partygate-democracy-b2012212.html

Liverpool Echo: Mum and kids hide in bathroom as ex smears blood through home.
liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/mum-kids-hide-bathroom-ex-23053702

Telegraph.co.uk: Authoritarian Trudeau has no excuse for his irrational assault on freedom.
telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/02/10/authoritarian-trudeau-has-no-excuse-irrational-assault-freedom/

The Telegraph: Energy 'surge pricing' to be offered to millions of households.
telegraph.co.uk/business/2022/02/09/energy-surge-pricing-offered-millions-households/

Telegraph.co.uk: Boris Johnson puts more troops on standby and tells Russia to show 'real diplomacy' over Ukraine.
telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/02/09/boris-johnson-puts-troops-standby-tells-russia-show-real-diplomacy/

Telegraph.co.uk: Boris Johnson must go – it's a bitter pill to swallow to win back voters' trust.
telegraph.co.uk/politics/2022/02/04/boris-johnson-must-go-bitter-pill-swallow-win-back-voters/

Telegraph.co.uk: Rapping TikTokker aka 'the Crocodile of Wall Street' revealed as woman arrested for $3.6bn Bitcoin fraud.
telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/02/09/rapping-tiktoker-aka-crocodile-wall-street-revealed-woman-arrested/

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im a paki like u nobhead

Why are britcops such pathetic petit bitches?

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so what then
i just give them my organs?
pfft

>like u
No

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Back up to, the back up to, the back up to, the back up to, the back up to, the back up to, the back up to, the back up to, the back up to, the back up to, the back up to, the back up to, the back up to, the back up to, the back up to, your main window

>reeee people have sex

i had to go to the doctor because my dick is too big

Done and fucking dusted
A kike the English trusted
Old Albion's now busted
Demographically adjusted

That cunt Pritti Patel's
Filling up four star hotels
With enough Islamic cells
To fill a thousand new Grenfells

And while the vicar preaches
His gay pride pedo speeches
Jihadis hit the beaches
To a million white girl screeches

Schools producing trannies
Care homes killing grannies
The army takes Afghanis
And we all know what the plan is

Coppers on the beat?
Too busy chasing tweets
While shitskins rule the streets
The air reeks of defeat

Descendants of the Saxon
Queue up to take the vaccine
Heart attacks, collapsing
While Tories sneak more blacks in

Pakis raping kids
Chink owned power grid
Economy on the skids
All thanks to the Yids

It came to them too late
Invaders through the gates
Broken by the state
The Saxons hate abates

As subhumans takeover
From Durham down to Dover
Birds weep as they flyover
And the blind can see it's over

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How does that relate to anything?

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Why do you envy my window collection?

I feel fucked i've only had 1.5 bottles what is this lol

>my organs
>my
HOW DARE YOU BLOODY PEASANT
JEEVES
JEEVES
GET THE DOGS

Eddie is Occupy. Nothing related to anything, it's just waffle

I really meant more the whole process of being rejected for your body on TV.

That's actually 16. I'm surprised you can count.

fuck off smelly curry indian
my uncle asif established the first tyre shop in all of portsmouth and i wear new shoes every week you council estate fuck. state of you probably nick discounts from asda.

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Do he post that shitty poem from his phone?

So funny

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I'm still gutted I couldn't go to my Ninja Warrior audition because I was in Florida at the time.

That and The Chase never responded to my application.

i'll be dining like a chinaman tonight

Big ribeye and green beans for tea here, what you lot having. I bet you are well jelly of my fine dining.

why do you envy my hexadecagonal glazing

It's something to talk about innit. The only acceptable response to give is "nah you were well the fittest" etc etc. Making people feel bad for their own bad decisions just isn't done anymore.

>Boris Johnson puts more troops on standby and tells Russia to show 'real diplomacy' over Ukraine.
Fuck your diplomacy.. just get to the WW3 part already!!

Not even thought about desu
Might have jacket potato with cheese and beens

Nothing ever happens.

i'm genuinely convinced i would end up saying something fucked - but as it's pre recorded, they'll only remove it anyway, that's no fun at all.

Unknown youths always threaten to smash windows
but what if the unknown youth was the window we smashed along the way.

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Don't let it hit you on the arse on your way out, subhuman, inbred filth.

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what happened in northallerton

There will never be another world war due to UAP intervention. Look into it

They stopped a school shooting
a 14 year old took some dodgy e and died

>UAP
Is that the McDonald's parent company?

not bragging but ive got a fucking hog on me

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