Can be locked in jail for a year just waiting for your HEARING (not even trial)

Real Question, is there any hard evidence that Chris has even been sexual with his mother? The dude is out of his mind and easy to manipulate into confessing to shit he never did.

How would this case even solve itself

Has he lost gained or maintained weight?

None what so ever.

Well before any of this stuff broke without any prompting he told Null he had a girlfriend who was much older than he was.

>HOME OF THE MUTT

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He hangs himself in his cell

Autistics attacking an autistic.

I fucking hate people and modern Internet faggots so fucking much. Everyone male between 16 and 30 should be put down and every white woman between those ages forced into sex slavery.

So, in yet another stunning redemption ark, Any Forums develops a winning legal strategy for Chrischan's defense.

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He gets off on time served without ever having to go to prison and then stuck in a tard home with a bunch of crazy pills from a court-appointed doctor.

I don't think they have any and I doubt Chris did it. Sadly Chris is retarded enough to spend the rest of his life in jail before he would admit to lying about getting laid.

Did they at least let him have his toys back? FFS

In America, defendants typically wave their right to a speedy trial because shit happens over time. Evidence goes missing. Witnesses move or stop caring enough to show up. People forget about their original statements. Passions cool.
The right is a relic of the days when people would sometimes not get a trial at all, or held unduly long because the authorities knew they couldn't convict. It isn't as important in the modern age.

FREE CHRIS CHAN
Stop this injustice!

Ahh forgot to mention obviously non white women should be put down too except for the Asian women who can also be made into sex slaves but the Chinese ones have to be spayed.

That's exactly how it works, stop talking out of your ass. It's called 30 for 30 and is given at the judges discretion

Probably, he's just hanging out in the medical ward of a the female jail right now. It's insanity they have him in there with actual women

The guy meant he wanted to get credit for time served before trial.

Because Christine is a monster and she should only ever see the light of day through the tiny holes of a wire mesh screen.
Yes, she.

You are the modern internet cancer you seem to hate so much, dumb cunt

Why? He is a piece of garbage and deserves to stay in jail or prison until he dies. May his penis never touch any women and may his seed never produce offspring.

> if I was in charge , I would remove his dick and balls and any nerve endings in that area so he would never have another orgasm.

> I would remove all nerves in his ass so he would never ever feel any sort of stimulation that would lead to orgasm.

> Than we would see how retarded he would act.

That can totally happen when you have a ton of pretrial credit. Depending on what (if) he is convicted of he may only be liable for misdemeanor time (since the primary charge is a wobbler) and have time served, or he may have enough served to satisfy an active term of a felony and then get probation.

Plenty of sex offenders get straight probation. And having as much pretrial time as he does helps with that in negotiation.

They definitely don't have him in there with women you senile boomer

>wave

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>SHE
lmao

Shut the fuck up nigger, he's a dude in a dress just like you.

I really hope that we get to see the autist out of jail. Maybe some crazy person gets him addicted to hard drugs and makes him his personal servant. Imagine that, a slavery arc.

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Oh, yes, but that still doesn't stop it from happening.
Have you not been paying attention the last couple of years?

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Don't wave your right to speedy trial at your arraignment. Problem solved. Just be ready to go to trial.

At the expense of tax payers, that isn't right

More sagas are always a good thing.

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Yes, they do, you retarded nigger. You must be a newfaggot if you're unironically calling people boomer. It's hilarious watching mid 20s faggots desperately clinging to their perceived youth, I just turned 30 and it's insane watching you people try to be perpetual children

Why are you two so hateful? Chris did literally nothing wrong.

he's in isolation and he's kept in the male section

If there comes a point in a person's life where they spend all their dignity, is it kinder to offer them a way out?

Has Chris-Chan suffered enough?
Is it better to keep him forever locked away like the troon au masque de fer?
Or to sneak him a cyanide capsule?

This isn't just for his dignity, but for the entire human race.

Chris has done plenty wrong, he may not have raped his mom but he's definitely not able to be unsupervised. He should be in a group home and constantly monitored. This is why getting rid of insane asylums was a terrible idea. The loonies are either walking the streets or wasting prison resources

idk fampai, think they might have gotten it right with this abomination of nature

also costing chris his ability to fundraise to keep the bank from taking his house
its a weird feeling watching people who deserve to be locked up being mistreated by the american judicial system and having to nuance my sympathy

Unless you're super rich, in America they put you in jail until you sigh a plea agreement giving up your right to a trial. Jails in America are cruel torture according to international standards so you're tortured until you agree to give up your rights.

Not to mention that by default you lose your job, and probably your home too just for getting arrested. Even before you're found guilty of anything they wreck your life because the imprisson you for weeks, or months, or years before you're even tried for any crime.

Honestly I hate them all and it's the number 1 reason I want everything to burn.

He gets shanked by a nigger
He an heros in his cell
He gets released by some Jew attorney and gets shanked/an heros

Time is not on Chris Chan's side

he's probably in a padded cell.
everybody knows he's insane.

my pos bro in law is sitting in jail for the past 18 days for like 10 counts of felony fraud
I keep checking every couple of days because I hope he's suffering in there

Didn't they do a rape kit on barb? Guy sounded like he was nutting in his mother regularly.

Why is he even in hail? Wasn't he just getting some pussy?

>may his seed never produce offspring.
Oh god could you imagine how his kids would turn out
Doesn't telling troonpills permanently castrate you though

the best outcome for him would be an institution without internet access.
It would be the most boring outcome but the most dignified for him.

She wouldn't be the first slut to have a rape kit without being raped.

Yeah, it's fucked but that also means he waved his right to expedient trial which is always done as a legal tactic and not usually his decision. Depending on area it's usually 21-30 days to get shit rolling and usually has to be done rather quickly. I got arrested for a crime I didn't commit and spent 20 days in jail recently before the da decided to not pick up he charges due to literally no evidence. The DoJ can suck my dick, they even charge you for bring arrested and take your petty cash out of your wallet.

Yes wave, like when the waiter asks if you want your glass refilled and you wave “no”