Brit/pol/ - Nothing ever happens edition

>Washed up PM says Boris Johnson broke the law! Ooo wow! Really?
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10497997/Lies-breed-contempt-Former-Tory-PM-John-Major-says-Boris-Johnson-broke-Covid-lockdown-laws.html

>Dead body of a white girl has been found. Killer hasn't been identified but it's probably a BAME lets be honest ffs
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/imogen-tothill-missing-cheshire-police-b2011431.html

>Louis Theroux wrestles with doubts about platforming Nick Fuentes on his latest project, Forbidden America.
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-60067284

>Prince Charles got pozzed up with COVID (alongside other things).
news.sky.com/story/prince-charles-self-isolating-after-positive-covid-19-test-clarence-house-says-12538176

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Checked.

CUNT

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youtu.be/8ozb4_kytAI
First for 'it's over'.

I don't get it

choose your brit/pol/ brotherhusband(s)

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Right, lads. If we have to opt out of organ donations, what else is 'opt out' I don't know about?

Being a brincel

life

You did opt out of your weekly penis inspection for when you turn 40 right user?

Fuck I hope Charles dies before the Queen. Can't be doing with that cunt as King desu.

I get it.

hmmmm
yh, considered that already
i hope that's a joke

The second state pension?

lmao just saw the posts about the retard who failed his theory test

just shows you how stupid the brit/pol/ poster is

up the arse? yeah we know

I've been done (up the arse).

All of these just show how and why Africa and blacks are so fucked. Most animals have more functioning forms of existence.

Hi

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Off to a good start.

How the fuck do you fail the theory test lol

nothing wrong with a bit of fluid bonding m8

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By not passing it

NHS sharing your details with corporations

he practised

ffs failed theory test. 35 out of 50. rebooked it for saturday. gonna keep throwing money at it till i pass

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>people thought boris johnson would resign
He will be there until 2029, kek.

>Out of touch middle class retards
>Using british slang
>"Hehe look at us, aren't we relatable? We're using the words you use!!

be a brinny?

Phwoar love BAME fluids me.

Is that real? No way.

Low effort replies are not funny and are what is killing britpol tbqh

>keep throwing money at it till i pass
Try throwing money at buying the book that has all the answers in it

The brincels went on Facebook and are mad about sex again

thought mine was quite witty desu

Don't care have sex.

How many parents did you have?

>he practiced
>35 out of 50

safedrivingforlife.info/free-practice-tests/practice-theory-test-for-car-drivers-1-of-2/

LMAO

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you're not very bright

lol and pay the bookjews, fool

i suppose i'd need a job for one of them lad

>killing brit/pol/
That's the point

it takes a village to raise a child

>Out of touch middle class retard
Morrissey BTFO

>Louis Theroux wrestles with doubts about platforming Nick Fuentes on his latest project, Forbidden America.
>Will do it anyway because he likes money, but has now prepared his defence for the inevitable shitterstorm.

>cock milking table

i hope they don't know about my ingrown toenails.

Low effort replies are not funny and are what is killing britpol tbqh

>obsessed with the cock milking table
ffs

rah imagine failing a fucking theory test lol

i've lost the fucking plot

Maybe but I'm bright enough to pass the driving theory test

>Low effort replies are not funny and are what is killing britpol tbqh

Seething

what a stupid bitch

this thread is fucked, it's fucked. you cunts are ffff

so am i? whats ur point retard?

youtu.be/Uuq6HgKgEFQ

> Lassa fever: UK detects two cases of Ebola-like virus that can cause vaginal bleeding and deafness

>This is the first time the disease has been found in Britain in more than a decade.

Diversity is our strength.

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wtf is this censored piece of shit purple hills suck my fat american ass

your picrel looks more like Cuba than what I imagined England to be.

she wasn't expecting trick questions during a diplomatic summit
Poe's law

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Nah I'm referring to whoever wrote the article and the 'experts'. And any middle class lefty in general who uses this language is extremly cringey.

Morrisey is rich now, but he had to work his way up from the bottom. Which is the difference.

Your seething is irrelevant to me

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shmoe's law

youtu.be/oMhd_SZtLLE

it's hilarious to see some dumb woman go into a room with an actual intelligent, alpha politician who actually fundamentally disagrees with her and just utterly humiliate herself.
bints like this have lived their entire life on easy mode, being handed positions of power because of their womanhood, and only ever dealing with politicians who already agree on everything, no matter what "party" they belong to.
shame you edited the original article, which is actually more funny and embarrassing than that cringe you inserted in there

>she wasn't expecting trick questions during a diplomatic summit
It's almost like she doesn't know anything about the Russians.

What is a cock milking table? I googled it but just got a load of porn I don't see the relevance with international peace negotiations?

see you're so fucking stupid

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Yeah, he's in damage control mode. He published an article in the Guardian stressing the same thing.
theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2022/feb/10/louis-theroux-showdowns-us-extremists-forbidden-america-white-nationalists-no-platforming

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Okay, Steven

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gonna deliveroo myself a burger

make it a double with cheesy fries

why are you googling it?? bit gay

WWYD?

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that's a mosque now

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you spoke to the dude who got 35 out of 50 on his theory test? what was he like?

Google is the best search engine?