WTF Is Going on with Parker Solar Probe

space.com/parker-solar-probe-venus-visible-light

So many problems with this. Up until today, I thought this was a real solar probe. This thing supposedly entered the corona of the Sun several months ago. That would put it well-within the orbit of Mercury.

Now we are hearing that it only just now flew by Venus? Wait, it gets better. Look at the image they refer to as the "first visible light image of the surface of Venus."

That is based upon a very old satellite image of FLORIDA with some visual effects applied to it.

So basically everything NASA does including mundane missions that could be real are also fake? Why? We already knew JWST was fake, we expect to receive false images of that or modified Hubble images masquerading as JWST in a few months.

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Btw that isn't a visible light image, that clearly infrared

kinda odd that they're saying that's the first visible light images of the surface when soviets put a probe on the surface like 40 years ago
I hate nuNASA

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Tomorrow's headlines: spaceX rocket crashes into newly launched JWST then crashes the whole mess into dark side of the moon. Trust us, bro.

I think maybe they meant to say "first visible light images from Parker" but even that doesn't hold water since A.) It's an IR image and B.) It's of Florida from the 1960s

>WTF Is Going on with Parker Solar Probe
Some bullshit.
Not sure exactly what flavor, though.

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Where are you seeing Florida?

>all from the jewshit old testament
Makes sense

Yes.

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In come the shills to defend the legitimacy of yet another NASA hoax

The really expensive projects are slush funds and the cheaper ones allow them to have an excuse to launch spy satellites and make it look like a scientific mission

About a year ago a met one of the kids they're using to build the simulated JWST images. They wanted people with graphic design skill in the area of making video games for the job but required them to sign NDAs.

Expect fake CGI JWST images.

I know someone who is going to get problems if he doesn't stop asking questions and putting his nose in things that are not his buisness.

Haven't you been v& yet for making death threats? Expect it.

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>v& for retarded shitposts
Not once did he make a threat of violence, just vague statements

calm down it was a joke.

it was a joke that it was a joke

nigger

Oh look, the daily schizo thread.

Traitors, one and all.

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>What is an orbit
>what is a gravitational assist

Based on their average wind-up time I'd say you've got three weeks or so. It takes forever and frequently the person being investigated isn't expecting it because of how much time had passed since the date of the offense. You just keep doing it over and over.

Hopefully you get the help you need in jail.

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I actually watched the Parker Solar Probe rocket launch, but I will say, im bery disappointed by this thing, I wanted badass pictures of the sun and so far everything has been trash.

You're decieved

>Any Forums is serious business!
Shut up you retarded cunt

Ok.

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Exactly, you quote Jesus in the first paragraph which is true, and then you quote jewshit in the second, written by a man.

>Hello goyim talk about flat earth and brown eyes and girls pooping instead of looking over here

wheres the florida stuff you keep talking about