You have 5 minutes with me what would you do

You have 5 minutes with me what would you do

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kill you

sneed

Kill you for saving a thumbnail.

Teach you a thing or two about image quality

laugh for 5 minutes

she look 4'11"

If this was actually your intent South America wouldn't be in the state it currently was.

Let me tell you about the jews. They are th

Ask for source

I only need 30 seconds.

gas you

I wouldn't last 5 minutes

Roll you down a steep hill

Get my girlfriend's 12" BBC dildo and fuck her with it because there's no way my dick could penetrate the cheeks.

Lose some weight and delete this thread you fat pig.

Beat you to death for making this shitty thread.

Rape your daughter after your mother

Do a 360 and walk away

Face down, ass up and a chink could reach.

kick u in your fat arse till u cant stand then blind u in both eyes

get you on a treadmill

I'd redefine your notion of currency.

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Wire your jaw shut.

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burn it to the ground

Since I'm not black, I'd tell her to put her pants on and go on a fucking diet.

Teach you ancient greek

Kill u
then make the richest creamy soap out of your fat
a fetching pair of latino skin driving gloves and matching wingtip brogues

SLURPPPPPPPPPP MGHWGHWHWHHWHWHWOMWMOWHOHOMOHOHOOMMMMMMMMOMOGMOGHGHG SCHLOP SCHLOP

Butts are good and all but that’s such a low bro neanderthal phenotype to have such a huge ass.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Call a plastic surgeon for her to reverse her butt implants because they’re gross.

Exchange vowels

Sing "up up and awayyy in my beautiful, my beautiful balloon. While I nestle my face between two giant pillows.

>30 seconds to put a bolt in her ham skull
>4 mins to dig the shallow grave
>30 seconds to reflect on my act of righteousness
Simple as

A 360 walk will put you in same place you started.