You have 5 minutes with me what would you do
You have 5 minutes with me what would you do
kill you
sneed
Kill you for saving a thumbnail.
Teach you a thing or two about image quality
laugh for 5 minutes
she look 4'11"
If this was actually your intent South America wouldn't be in the state it currently was.
Let me tell you about the jews. They are th
Ask for source
I only need 30 seconds.
gas you
I wouldn't last 5 minutes
Roll you down a steep hill
Get my girlfriend's 12" BBC dildo and fuck her with it because there's no way my dick could penetrate the cheeks.
Lose some weight and delete this thread you fat pig.
Beat you to death for making this shitty thread.
Rape your daughter after your mother
Do a 360 and walk away
Face down, ass up and a chink could reach.
kick u in your fat arse till u cant stand then blind u in both eyes
get you on a treadmill
I'd redefine your notion of currency.
Wire your jaw shut.
burn it to the ground
Since I'm not black, I'd tell her to put her pants on and go on a fucking diet.
Teach you ancient greek
Kill u
then make the richest creamy soap out of your fat
a fetching pair of latino skin driving gloves and matching wingtip brogues
SLURPPPPPPPPPP MGHWGHWHWHHWHWHWOMWMOWHOHOMOHOHOOMMMMMMMMOMOGMOGHGHG SCHLOP SCHLOP
Butts are good and all but that’s such a low bro neanderthal phenotype to have such a huge ass.
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Call a plastic surgeon for her to reverse her butt implants because they’re gross.
Exchange vowels
Sing "up up and awayyy in my beautiful, my beautiful balloon. While I nestle my face between two giant pillows.
>30 seconds to put a bolt in her ham skull
>4 mins to dig the shallow grave
>30 seconds to reflect on my act of righteousness
Simple as
A 360 walk will put you in same place you started.