You are now the supreme ruler of the world. What is the first thing you would do to punish the media?

You are now the supreme ruler of the world. What is the first thing you would do to punish the media?

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Bullets

Create a giant Any Forums-like platform and make all news media post on there with a tripcode to distribute their news. If it actually is quality information then people will still consume it, they'd only have something to fear if it was in fact nonsense and couldn't stand up to the scrutiny of open discourse :^)

That's very anti-semittic

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nothing. the self punishment exercised is alomst too much for a empathic supreme ruler like me but they chose the path themself so there is no external force i need to mute.

nothing. i value freedom, including free speech. if retards can't keep themselves from falling prey to other retards then they deserve their fate. i see no reason to babysit a bunch of grown men and tell them what information they can or cannot consume, nor a reason to punish those spreading obvious fabrications and lies.

bullets.. blood, blood! bullets, bullets, blood blood! A little breeze.... Now you got the ticklies!!!

cut out their tongues
nail them to tofu steaks

while saying nut

tella bad.

fuck wokes

>The following headlines appeared in the French newspaper Moniteur in March of 1815. These banners announced Napoleon's return from Elba to Paris. What do they tell you about the return of Napoleon?
>March 9 The Monster has escaped from his place of banishment.
>March 10 The Corsican Ogre has landed at Cape Juan
>March 11 The Tiger has shown himself at Gap. The Troops are advancing on all sides to arrest his progress. He will conclude his miserable adventure by becoming a wanderer among the mountains.
>March 12 The Monster has actually advanced as far as Grenoble
>March 13 The Tyrant is now at Lyon. Fear and Terror seized all at his appearance.
>March 18 The Usurper has ventured to approach to within 60 hours' march of the capital.
>March 19 Bonaparte is advancing by forced marches, but it is impossible he can reach Paris.
>March 20 Napoleon will arrive under the walls of Paris tomorrow.
>March 21 The Emperor Napoleon is at Fountainbleau
>March 22 Yesteday evening His Majesty the Emperor made his public entry and arrived at the Tuileries. Nothing can exceed the universal joy.

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They have to use typewriters only. No more electricity for them.

the modern presses are useless without power

Make all news state controlled and pure facts, which would make it all SUPER BORING, like listening to lecture with powerpoint presentations.

Your political commentators would go private and be viewed as "for flavor" like youtube news channels.

Simple as.

Order Elon to build a rocket capable of capturing a texas sized asteroid and crash it into tel-Aviv at near light speed.

make them listen to baby shark for 2 weeks

>What is the first thing you would do to punish the media?
Kill them

every posted news need a uncensored anoym comment section by law.

Put them up on a stage for the entire world to see (people in the media like that, they like being seen), and from there...

Mass Public Executions
I'd make a bunch of politicians break rocks and when they were having a break people could through rotten fruit at them.

make them 'fact' 'check' their own stories, until they get it right
then make them admit that they lied on live tv
then send them to siberia

We want to fuck over non jews

Why does everyone hate us?
Must be muh racisms.

hang all journos from trees. that simple.

Have them admit all wrongdoings and lies, then toss them in a volcano.

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