The similarities of Americans and White Castle Burgers

White Castle is Quintessential and Analogous for America and Capitalism
>Invented chain restaurants that spread like virus's just like America and its culture
>credited with the invention of the hamburger bun as well as "the kitchen as assembly line, and the cook as infinitely replaceable technician. Inventive but also created the dehumanizing worker model that America loves.

The best part is Americans are White Castle burgers...
>Fat
>Plastic and barely considered what it's supposed to be. (Human)
>Unfulfilling
>Mass Produced by Niggers and Single Moms
>Smell bad
>Terrible to look at
>Cheap
In Conclusion America and Capitalism is White Castle tier nation. Thus my essay is concluded

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Good thing only niggers eat that shit then.

>white
>yellow
>black
>**white**
The burger is america itself.

white castle only smells bad to cowards

I didn't even know White Castle existed until that street shitter and gook made that one movie about smoking weed.

You see it too user..

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America should be the White Castle.
Niggers gtfo.

3/4 of the country have never tasted let alone seen white castle brainlet, retarded analogy

I've never had white castle, I've only ever heard secondhand that it's low quality.

My Analogy is perfect and you cannot prove me wrong

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Watch your whore fucking mouth about White Castle you filthy fucking Goatfucker

Wasted digits. You’re argument is retarded. American culture is trash but your analogies are nonsense. Smoke less weed, you aren’t nearly as intelligent as you imagine yourself.

I don't care about your essay. White Castle is god-tier.

Youre telling me, THIS isn't peak america?

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Nigger, Krystals and White castle is the best shit ever.

White castle is good, it's like a german-american version of chinese steamed buns. The onions and grease with the mustard and the soft, tender bun is fucking amazing.

>no cheese
lactose intolerant brown american yeah

Just looking at it I can smell it.
It smells like a microwaved onion.

it’s actually onion flavored cabbage btw

I can't wait to eat a fat, smelly american then mmmm

Really hit or miss depending on who works there, moreso than other fast food places. The good WC are really good, and the bad worse than the frozen store bought.

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