my criteria when choosing a woman are:
>no curvy/fatties/landwhales
simple as, they live less and are disgusting and lazy
>no drinker/smoker/druggie
i don t mind a woman smoking or drinking, this is just a matter of our future child's safety
>no womanlets
again i don't dislike short women, i just want to avoid my kid being a manlet and roping himself
>muh male genes influence child height more!!
don't care, didn't ask
>must have a warm personality
i have a cold one, i think that is a nice combination, no man likes a cold woman that doesn't greet him with a smile when he comes home after a long day of work
>must give random hugs and let me rest my head on her laps sometimes
it just feels nice, most woben have no idea on how to treat a man
>no more than 2 exes/sexual partners
we just know how you are unable to pair bond after 1, let alone 2, i m being generous here
>must be able to homeschool our children in the future while i provide for the family.
not gonna send them to some state indoctrination globohomo school
>must be physically active
i train to keep a nice body for myself and my wife, i expect her to at least keep her own body in shape and not raid the fridge 2 days after marrying, i wanna take her on hikes, camping, climbing and many other outdoor activities. a lazy out of shape woman is just boring
>must not "lose her libido" after a year in our relationship.
i hate the idea of using sex as leverage
>muh not gonna fuck if you make me mad
>muh headache
>muh pity sex once a month
i'll throw you out of the house the moment you try to pull such tricks on me
>no "let's have kids cum in me" before i decide so
men need years before understanding a woman true colors, and sometimes thats not enough, one wrong turn and life turns into hell, and you are stuck with some crazy whore that secretly hates you. a lot of women lie about their personality so they can trap a nice guy with a child and parasite on his back, don t be mad if a guy takes it's time knowing you.
I will not settle for anything less
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>no self diagnosed mental illnesses
if you wanna be an attention whore do it online, don't expect a serious man to provide a mentally ill drug addicted degenerate
>no makeup
don t want my wife's skin to turn into shit nor going out with a clown
>must have read at least TWO books in her life
>must not listen to nigger music, and clown world degeneracy
simply because it'll be a shitty example for our child
>must not be a feminist
i already know where the marriage will end up
>no tattoos
aka no mentally ill
>no over 22
no dried eggs sorry
>must be apolitical
i will not settle for anything less, i am already not asking too much
My criteria when choosing a woman are:
>She cares about me
>She likes me
>She does NOT have a penis
I refuse to date anybody else.
So far I have never had a gf.
Yeah but first you need to talk to a girl, faggot
at least you have realistic expectations unlike OP who thinks we're still living in the 50's.
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Retarded polentone, go find yourself a tradwife.
>no obese
>no druggies
>no whores
>trying to be good mothers
>unrealistic expectations
found the coping roastie
Lord fartqueef looks hot here wtf am I gay
There's only one criteria that matters now, if she took the shot she's useless.
Farquad fucking autocorrect
this is not tinder, fuck off nigger and kys asap shitalian.
>captcha: pagay
bruh
or what?
>no curvy/fatties/landwhales
Mistake. Curvies are the best. Actual curvies, I mean, not those fucking fat cows with no shape and flappy tits.
>no drinker/smoker/druggie
Good. I've never met a girl that drank or smoked and wasn't a degenerate problem at some point in their lives.
>no womanlets
I don't think there's a correlation there. My mum's 5'2 and me and my brothers are all over 6'1. My sister-in-law's boyfriend is 6'8 and his mum is 5'5. It's normally the height of the dad that matters.
>muh male genes influence child height more!!
Ha, I'm reading these as I go, but the point still stands.
>must have a warm personality
Yes. My wife offsets my autism by being a comfort.
>must give random hugs and let me rest my head on her laps sometimes
Sounds like you want a mum. You're supposed to hold her, not the other way around.
>no more than 2 exes/sexual partners
Not harsh enough. No ex's or sexual partners AT ALL.
>must be able to homeschool our children in the future while i provide for the family.
That's more dependent on you. If you aren't capable of making 2x the average wage, a woman who is capable of home-schooling would more likely want a career.
>must be physically active
Avoid girls who go to the gym or those stupid spin classes. They're doing it because they're shallow and focused on their physical appearance. Pick girls who like gardening.
>must not "lose her libido" after a year in our relationship.
This is where I've realised you're an incel.
all of these words just to tell everybody that you are a faggot obese lover that enjoys getting pity sex once a month.
the only mum i want here is yours, so i can fuck her asshole and slap her for shitting out such a retarded son
Yes. I see you too are a chud of fine taste
ofc sir, only the finest ladies for my chud ass
If there was such thing as the woman you described, why would she settle for a mentally ill incel who browses Any Forums? A top 1% woman like this would have easily access to the Chadest Chads of all.
Forget about your fairy tales, you're here forever.
>such thing as the woman you described
my list is just standard tier, nothing special about what i ask, maybe in your nigger infested shithole that might feel like finding a unicorn, but if you try to take a walk in any slav country 7 out of 10 women in the age range between 18 and 25 fill my criteria, i feel sorry for you
My demands are simpler but I feel like it makes it impossible to find anyone.
>be white
>have blue or green eyes
>don't be fat
>don't be covered in tattoos, especially arms/legs
These mythical creatures no longer exist.
Based. My standards are almost the same desu.
>she cares about me
probably more unrealistic than most things op wrote
have sex incels
careful, some french polcel faggot might come and tell you that you have unreasonable demands, probably a nigger with 10 sisters that started twerking at the age of 12 and got pregnant by some other bum nigger at 15, forcing him to help them raise their mutt nigger niece.
you incels come up with endless reasons to never have to touch a woman, kek. just admit your a homo or your coping
i fucked a cute tomboy recently, bet you fantasize about fucking trannies while being a white knight on 4chin for roasties whores
