>On his first day on the job, a security guard drew two pairs of eyes with a ballpoint pen onto artist Anna Leporskaya's 'Three Figures' painting (pictured) during an abstract art exhibition in Yekaterinburg, western Russia
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based security guard rebels against globohomo with a ballpoint pen "because he was bored"
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Based as fuck
If you have a million dollar painting and it isn't behind glass you deserve whatever happens to it
It will probably cost even more now.
Obliterates? It’s now worth more!! Collectors item!
art laundering thread?
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>The damage and cost of restoration has been estimated at $3,360
holy shit im sick of these clickbait headlines...
Oh no. How will people avoid taxes now?
$3.3k or 2 drops of paint
That painting clearly isnt worth a million dollars. Based Ivan strikes again.
He fixed it
>Yekaterinburg
Isn't that the place where the Romanovs were taken into a basement in the Ipatiev house, and executed?
>ONE MILLION DOLLAR PAINTING
>...The painting, which is insured for $1million, ...
Slowly, I began to hate them
looks better with eyes
Don't underestimate the power of a bored security guard. If you fail to keep them entertained and loyal you can lose everything
It's a massive improvement.
umm experts say it was ruined?? it's settled science
unironically looks better
based Blartov
Kek, based
>Blartov
Lost
it looks haunted now
Yes, that's the place. Renamed Sverdlovsk in commie times
many paintings, even in world class museums such as the Louvre do not put their paintings behind glass. Only priceless pieces such as the Mona Lisa and a handful of other exceptions are behind glass.
>Pauli Blartov, Art Cop
pol philistines determining artistic merit, amazing. you'd probably love it if he put schwastikas on it.
What a fucking chad
>pol philistines determining artistic merit
This. Some of these retards have fashwave folders
this is the correct technique for acquiring a wife
i think he made it look better
I thought the same thing. Actually, that he left the central figure eyeless while giving the peripheral twain eyes to me adds a level of meaning absent from the original. Without a doubt he made it better