Any Forums humor thread survivor edition

someone redo this one with new pic and better text

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>that feel when you peel out your last foreskin piece

At the bus stop. A military man, a civilian man, and a nigger are standing there.
The situation: the military man looks at his watch - at the nigger- at his watch - at the nigger, and then all of a sudden he starts beating nigger. He starts beating him, and then the third man joins in and starts beating nigger too. The cops come and take everybody away, and then the case goes to trial.
The judge asks the soldier:
- You there! You're a military man! Where is your honour, where is your dignity, why did you beat up a man at a bus stop?!
The military man answers:
- What was I supposed to do? Imagine me standing at a bus stop, and a a nigger comes to the stop, stands next to me, steps on my foot. I gave him five minutes - if he doesn't get off - I'll kill him. As a result, after five minutes I started to beat him.
The judge to the civilian man:
- And you! Well, what about you? What did he do to you?
Man:
- Imagine this: I'm standing at a bus stop, and I see a military man and a nigger. The military guy looks at his watch and then at the nigger , then at his watch and then at the nigger. And then he starts beating him, I thought it started all over the country.

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Tell me more jokes, Ivan, you guys have good shit

Good one

I know, kinda uncanny right?

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a huge raging monster?

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>missing 411
that shit is so fucking gay. every story is literally some poor kid fell in a river or got snatched by a mountain lion but nobody saw it so it must be MUH PARANORMAL. fucking faggots wasted my time with that shit

this is now a laugh at vaush thread

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It's Bigfoot. Always Bigfoot. The guy who wrote those Missing 411 books was a Bigfoot researcher

was he really? goddammit I feel like I should have known this. I would have never bothered with those retarded "documentaries" in the first place.

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In my country, we beat nigger. In america, nigger beats you! What a country!

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nice
let it go, chud

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Like a flower blooming. How beautiful.