Let's have a racist jokes thread going, i'll start:
>An australian man enters in a bar with a crocodile on a leash.
>The bartender says: "you can't enter here with a crocodile, it's dangerous."
>The australian man says: "don't worry, it's domesticated. Just look at this!"
>He drops his pants and sticks his dick in the croc's mouth without getting bitten.
>He then adds: "anybody else wanna try?"
>An american says "look, i would give it a go, but i'm sure i can't open my mouth that wide"
Racist jokes
Anthony Baker
Joshua Jenkins
Adrian Rogers
How is this a racist joke, you dumbass
Please dont put our angel where you say words like dick
Jonathan Richardson
>Jew walks into a bar
>Holocaust never happened
Justin Lewis
Ok, what do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?
Zachary Price
"Oh shit a nigger stole my tv"?
Isaiah Edwards
Why don't niggers ever take aspirin??
Ryder Walker
Close, but "Drop it nigger"
Nolan Johnson
Why?
Dominic Brooks
Cause you have to pick cotton to open it
Camden Lewis
Everyone is so politically correct these days.. you can't even say "Black Paint"...
You have to say, "Tyrone, paint the god damn wall!"
Zachary Long
Why don't niggers like blowjobs?
Jason Martinez
What does a nigger get for Christmas?
Your bike.
Wyatt Rivera
kek
Brayden Walker
Nokes based on nationality/bantz is also welcome
You know what's the difference between a tire and a nigger? If you put chains on a tire it doesn't start screaming
Easton Long
Zat vaz ah gewd wan. I kek’d my knickers fren.
Henry James
Hey I aint racist, I own a colored tv
Nathaniel Perry
So an indian guy is watching a white stand on the street corner, any time a woman passes by he whispers something to them. They either giggle and give him their number, or they talk for a second and walk away.
The indian says to him
>deep indian accent
Hey whitey, what’re you saying to these girls eh
Well I whisper, hey I’ll tickle your pussy with a feather. And if they laugh I get their number. If they say “excuse me?!” I said, SURE IS NASTY WEATHER and they move on
So the next day the indian is on the street corner. A woman walks by and he goes
>Hey I’ll scratch ur cunt with a stick
And she goes uh what?!
>It’s fuckin raining
Sebastian Lopez
Based indians as always.
>So, a nigger, german and brit ship wreck on an island. They build a boat, but it's too big for all of them. So they have to decide who to stay behind with question asking.
>The brit asks the german:
- When WW2 started?
- 1939
The german asks the brit:
- How many casualties were there?
- around 60 millions.
Then comes the nigger's turn.
- Name and adresses of the victims.
Samuel Morales
What separate the man from the animal?
>the Mediterranean sea
Austin Carter
Giga kek unexpected
funny
why?
Nolan Campbell
Why did the Aryan conquered the world?
Gavin Johnson
How may niggers does it take to shingle a roof?
Just one if you slice him thin enough.
Kevin Wilson
A State trooper is driving down a country road when he sees a farmer with a backhoe filling in a hole in the ditch.
He stops and asks the farmer what he's doing.
The farmer replies, "A Cadillac full of niggers just crashed here so I'm burying them."
The trooper asks, "Were they all dead?"
The farmer says, "Well, a couple of them said they weren't, but you know a nigger will always lie to you."
Tyler Richardson
What do you get when you cross an italian with a gorilla? A really dumb gorilla