You have 3 seconds to explain why youre still not an Orthodox Christian

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bc fuck organized religion, duh

because I am straight

I am muslim and so is all of Europe

it's a foreign religion. simple as

bc I'm a catholic but don't fret most of the orthodox denominations are in full communion with the catholic church thank God. Love my Orthodox brothers and would fight with them any day of the week to retake Constantinople.
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Fundamentalist baptist here, fren.

Istanbul will never be Constantinople. Orthocucks eternally seething

based

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I am user

Because I am not byzanboo cuck.

Because the Orthodox rebelled against the One, Holy, Catholic Church in 1054.

The filioque is biblical and only the holder of the keys of the Kingdom of Heaven can bind and loose. Our differences are mostly political, but we hold the rightful plea, why not be an Eastern Catholic to be in full communion with Rome and keep your liturgy?

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Your ancestors were Christian..or are you afraid to use 23 and me ?

>t.roach dispora

Do you guys really believe in the theology or is it just a cultural practice?

By the blood of the martyrs we will be one again brother. Stay strong and pray for us Catholics while our church is being attacked from within by satanists. Here, have a very beautiful Catholic song
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My ancestors were turanic warriors who enslaved, slaughtered and raped millions of eurocucks.

i'm not, i'm a monotheist god is what is, is.
I do not worship Notch the creator of minecraft.

God is the foundation take it and everything will crumble.
And in the end we still won, sucks to suck.

The Pope is the vicar of Christ, God's INFALIBLE earthly representative, and he is kissing nigger feel and saying that maybe gay men should be able to fuck other men's asses. The Church is broken, user. We need something new. Something that we feel in our bones.

Because it's fake bullshit like every other religion.

Because I wasn't skull-fucked by some old faggot in robe when I was a child.

Same here desu, I pray for reunification. The malice between laity I find unsuitable for Christian brothers. Hospitality between the two I believe God would find preferable.

>man that declares Hell is not real and gay-okay can bind and loose
>inb4 h-he doesn't count
Absolute state of Roman cucks

sorcery

There is nothing wrong with the Pope kissing the feet of black Catholics. He didn't endorse homosexuality either, although he has made some concerning comments on the matter, but he can't, has not and won't challenge the doctrine of the Church, no Pope ever has, if Francis did that, he would automatically become anathema and excommunicate himself.

>German flag
every single time

>And in the end we still won,

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bc religion is fake

You no idea what you are talking about. Infalibily doesn't apply when he isn't talking ex-cathedra. Please, shut the fuck up or better yet, move your lips to pray.
We are one and always will be. Despite all of our stumblings.
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He never said any of that, why do you lie?

Theology, I truly believe the Christ walked the earth and rose on the third day. I didn't believe anything of the sort until a trip to the holy land for my vacation. I wanted to go check out the Christian quarter and something happened to me at the church of the holy sepulcher. After that I was utterly drawn to God, specific the triune God of Christianity. I physically couldn't deny him after that, it was as if God himself opened my eyes and drew me to him. It was wild man, praise be to the messiah.

>serving the Demiurge
>ever
Eat shit Yaldabaoth

Kek based and ouzopilled

Don't worship jews or read books by jews

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Stop coping, user. Admit that the old ways are dead.

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Even if we end up being only 12 again we will win bc truth is on our side. What part of it don't you understand?

yeah, I read homestuck too. good webcomic.

>I wasn't a Christian until I spent thousands of dollars on a Christian pilgrimage

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Because its stupid and offers me nothing, no reason to be basically

Yes, he didn't say that homosexuality isn't a sin, he said that we should be charitable with the sinner, that doesn't mean that we are not going to correct their sin.
What did Jesus say to the adulteress? "Go and sin no more." He didn't call her a hellbound whore.

If you want any respect then take the fight to Jews in Israel and not to old ladies goin to church, until then you are nothing more than a worm who leaves for europe on jewish boats while the jews rape, burn and destroy your homeland you barely a human fucking being. at this point.

Because Mormonism is better.
>clear racial aspects to the text
>you can kill a man if he slights you 3 times
>1st Nephi Ch 4 Ver 13
>Recognize your divine origins and potential
>Trad women
Pretty good religion as far as I'm concerned.
The church on the other hand...

Because the Holy Spirit proceeds from the Father AND the Son, dumbass. Simple as.

Just stop. It's a bad take that can only lead the world into disaster, and unless the Pope wants to come out and condemn the Jews and condemn globalism, then there will be no Catholic faith in 1000 years.

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Remember that this guy represents catholicism, kek

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I will convert but I can't stop masturbating

the pope is jewish you brainlet

Lol I wasn't a Christian at the time and I was going to hang out with a friend in Tel Aviv and see some old cool roman ruins.

I'm not Russian.

He is? Never mind then. Catholicism and the Pope are both beautiful. We should all become Jewish Catholics right away.

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Seems gay desu

>You have 3 seconds to explain why youre still not an Orthodox Christian

There's no possible way I can provide a sufficient answer to your question within the time frame you've allotted. Heck, it usually takes me longer than that just to solve the CAPTCHA, especially when it's like, you know, "click on all the parking meters", and the only thing on there is CLEARLY a fucking mailbox, not a parking meter, and you're like "Fuck you CAPTCHA, skip!" but it won't let you because it's actually a MKULTRA psy op designed to force you into thinking that a mailbox is a fucking parking meter. Then it's all like "Click all the bicycles", and a bicycle keeps popping up like a gazillion times in that one square, and you're like "ok, we get it" but they just keep coming, like that Asian guy into that nice young girl's mouth in the porn ad that keeps playing over and over as I type this.

So, anyway, yeah, point being, you're going to need to give us more time than that.

I dont trust churces in general

>Orthodox Christian
It's called Islam, retards