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You have 3 seconds to explain why youre still not an Orthodox Christian
Gavin Perez
Nolan Parker
bc fuck organized religion, duh
Bentley Nguyen
because I am straight
Owen Howard
I am muslim and so is all of Europe
James Walker
it's a foreign religion. simple as
Wyatt White
bc I'm a catholic but don't fret most of the orthodox denominations are in full communion with the catholic church thank God. Love my Orthodox brothers and would fight with them any day of the week to retake Constantinople.
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Robert Lewis
Fundamentalist baptist here, fren.
Jaxson Clark
Istanbul will never be Constantinople. Orthocucks eternally seething
Kayden Hall
Ian Bailey
I am user
Jack Butler
Because I am not byzanboo cuck.
Nathaniel Gray
Because the Orthodox rebelled against the One, Holy, Catholic Church in 1054.
The filioque is biblical and only the holder of the keys of the Kingdom of Heaven can bind and loose. Our differences are mostly political, but we hold the rightful plea, why not be an Eastern Catholic to be in full communion with Rome and keep your liturgy?
Cooper Sanchez
Your ancestors were Christian..or are you afraid to use 23 and me ?
Eli Watson
>t.roach dispora
Nathan Hall
Do you guys really believe in the theology or is it just a cultural practice?
Elijah Russell
By the blood of the martyrs we will be one again brother. Stay strong and pray for us Catholics while our church is being attacked from within by satanists. Here, have a very beautiful Catholic song
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Luis Wood
My ancestors were turanic warriors who enslaved, slaughtered and raped millions of eurocucks.
Nathaniel Myers
i'm not, i'm a monotheist god is what is, is.
I do not worship Notch the creator of minecraft.
Thomas Sullivan
God is the foundation take it and everything will crumble.
And in the end we still won, sucks to suck.
Jacob Young
The Pope is the vicar of Christ, God's INFALIBLE earthly representative, and he is kissing nigger feel and saying that maybe gay men should be able to fuck other men's asses. The Church is broken, user. We need something new. Something that we feel in our bones.
Daniel Diaz
Because it's fake bullshit like every other religion.
David Campbell
Because I wasn't skull-fucked by some old faggot in robe when I was a child.
Dylan Wright
Same here desu, I pray for reunification. The malice between laity I find unsuitable for Christian brothers. Hospitality between the two I believe God would find preferable.
Juan Martin
>man that declares Hell is not real and gay-okay can bind and loose
>inb4 h-he doesn't count
Absolute state of Roman cucks
Liam Morales
sorcery
Adrian Nelson
There is nothing wrong with the Pope kissing the feet of black Catholics. He didn't endorse homosexuality either, although he has made some concerning comments on the matter, but he can't, has not and won't challenge the doctrine of the Church, no Pope ever has, if Francis did that, he would automatically become anathema and excommunicate himself.
Cooper Murphy
>German flag
every single time
Tyler Cooper
>And in the end we still won,
Samuel Perry
bc religion is fake
Lincoln Foster
You no idea what you are talking about. Infalibily doesn't apply when he isn't talking ex-cathedra. Please, shut the fuck up or better yet, move your lips to pray.
We are one and always will be. Despite all of our stumblings.
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Mason Wood
He never said any of that, why do you lie?
Jace Roberts
Theology, I truly believe the Christ walked the earth and rose on the third day. I didn't believe anything of the sort until a trip to the holy land for my vacation. I wanted to go check out the Christian quarter and something happened to me at the church of the holy sepulcher. After that I was utterly drawn to God, specific the triune God of Christianity. I physically couldn't deny him after that, it was as if God himself opened my eyes and drew me to him. It was wild man, praise be to the messiah.
Luke Wood
>serving the Demiurge
>ever
Eat shit Yaldabaoth
Oliver Allen
Kek based and ouzopilled
Asher Brown
Don't worship jews or read books by jews
Jayden Murphy
Stop coping, user. Admit that the old ways are dead.
Isaiah Taylor
Even if we end up being only 12 again we will win bc truth is on our side. What part of it don't you understand?
Nolan Young
yeah, I read homestuck too. good webcomic.
Logan Hill
>I wasn't a Christian until I spent thousands of dollars on a Christian pilgrimage
Ethan Smith
Because its stupid and offers me nothing, no reason to be basically
Aaron Robinson
Yes, he didn't say that homosexuality isn't a sin, he said that we should be charitable with the sinner, that doesn't mean that we are not going to correct their sin.
What did Jesus say to the adulteress? "Go and sin no more." He didn't call her a hellbound whore.
Jaxson Evans
If you want any respect then take the fight to Jews in Israel and not to old ladies goin to church, until then you are nothing more than a worm who leaves for europe on jewish boats while the jews rape, burn and destroy your homeland you barely a human fucking being. at this point.
Evan Watson
Because Mormonism is better.
>clear racial aspects to the text
>you can kill a man if he slights you 3 times
>1st Nephi Ch 4 Ver 13
>Recognize your divine origins and potential
>Trad women
Pretty good religion as far as I'm concerned.
The church on the other hand...
Sebastian Young
Because the Holy Spirit proceeds from the Father AND the Son, dumbass. Simple as.
Caleb Edwards
Just stop. It's a bad take that can only lead the world into disaster, and unless the Pope wants to come out and condemn the Jews and condemn globalism, then there will be no Catholic faith in 1000 years.
Elijah Smith
Remember that this guy represents catholicism, kek
Wyatt Nguyen
I will convert but I can't stop masturbating
Tyler Roberts
the pope is jewish you brainlet
Isaiah Butler
Lol I wasn't a Christian at the time and I was going to hang out with a friend in Tel Aviv and see some old cool roman ruins.
Juan Cox
I'm not Russian.
Josiah Phillips
He is? Never mind then. Catholicism and the Pope are both beautiful. We should all become Jewish Catholics right away.
Jack Baker
Seems gay desu
Cooper Allen
>You have 3 seconds to explain why youre still not an Orthodox Christian
There's no possible way I can provide a sufficient answer to your question within the time frame you've allotted. Heck, it usually takes me longer than that just to solve the CAPTCHA, especially when it's like, you know, "click on all the parking meters", and the only thing on there is CLEARLY a fucking mailbox, not a parking meter, and you're like "Fuck you CAPTCHA, skip!" but it won't let you because it's actually a MKULTRA psy op designed to force you into thinking that a mailbox is a fucking parking meter. Then it's all like "Click all the bicycles", and a bicycle keeps popping up like a gazillion times in that one square, and you're like "ok, we get it" but they just keep coming, like that Asian guy into that nice young girl's mouth in the porn ad that keeps playing over and over as I type this.
So, anyway, yeah, point being, you're going to need to give us more time than that.
Colton Walker
I dont trust churces in general
Hunter Sanchez
>Orthodox Christian
It's called Islam, retards