> The revolutionary device could be implanted in human subjects by the end of this year, and some experts believe it could completely revolutionise human sexuality >Neurobiologist Professor Andrew Hires said: ”The first application you can imagine is better mental control for a robotic arm for someone who's paralysed." >But more than one researcher has explored the idea of stimulating the brain’s pleasure centres directly, allowing people to do without drugs or alcohol to achieve pleasurable sensations. >Dr Stuart Meloy developed a device in 2001 that was playfully dubbed “The Orgasmatron” >Using Neuralink “the stimulation of pleasure centres could be used to heighten arousal and orgasmic sexual response”, writes sex-tech expert Ben Barnes. >“If the pleasure responses of another person could be recorded by a chip, then that same pleasure experience could potentially be rewired into their partner, letting them know what their partner’s sexual pleasure feels like." >Musk has said his company hopes to start implanting its chips in humans in 2022 — two years later than he'd originally promised. dailystar.co.uk/tech/news/elon-musks-neuralink-brain-chip-26140419
This is a scientific breakthrough in the total control of our brains. Coomers will be finally satisfied
More bullshit by Elon Musk. That thing will never be built like the Hyperloop, the robot, solar roof etc
Samuel Scott
>Put a chip in you that makes you cum My god wtf
Alexander Bailey
NO ONE GIVES A SONGLE FUCK ABOUT THAT IF YOURE ONLY GOING TO BE REMOTELY TORUTURED SURVEYED TROLLED AND OR CORRODED 247 BY SINISTER PROGRAMMER HACKERS/ A.I. HIJACK THAT IS A FUTRE NO ONE WOULD EVER WANT
Landon Martinez
*orgasms* >Please rate this app
Grayson Ward
>The revolutionary device could be implanted in human subjects by the end of this year, and some experts believe it could completely revolutionise human suffering >Neurobiologist Professor Andrew Hires said: ”The first application you can imagine is better mental control for a robotic arm for someone who's paralysed." >But more than one researcher has explored the idea of stimulating the brain’s pain centres directly, allowing people to do without physical harm to experience fresh unexpected pain whenever the government wants to >Using Neuralink “the stimulation of pain centres could be used to heighten suffering and unpleasantness permanently and without it getting old”, writes pain-tech expert Ben Barnes. >“If the pain responses of another person could be recorded by a chip, then that same pain experience could potentially be rewired into their partner, letting them know what their partner’s immense suffering feels like." >Musk has said his company hopes to start implanting its chips in humans in 2022 — two years later than he'd originally promised. >ladies and gentlemen, we're one step closer to our greatest achievement in human history: locking people inside their own heads in a world of immortal existential ennui interspersed with bouts of torture, extreme pain, and unique suffering
Oliver Sanders
Pair this together with >Artificial wombs >Meta And you have the perfect horror vision of the future
Thomas Price
oh wow they invented crack and cocaine
Asher Sullivan
>attention, citizen, Google Cum has detected that you have not orgasmed to the state-mandated Classical Conditioning Interracial Porn Brainwashing Tolerance and Diversity Program in the last 25 minutes >please find a quiet, private place and remove your pants within the next five minutes >Thank you, and remember, Black Lives Matter >ALERT: Bad Thought detected. Removing executive function and higher thought immediately. You have been docked 249 Social Credit points.
Neuralink - you will not own your brain and you will be happy.
Elijah Adams
I just want fully immersive virtual reality and next generation wargames.
Adrian Harris
If you view life as more than simply pleasure-seeking, then a pleasure pod in which you do literally nothing but feel good forever is anathema.
Also, what is the happy face in your comic doing that's different than simply obliterating all life it comes across?
Ryan Wood
Never have to fap again, just instacum and go? Sounds like a good investment. I'll save so much time!
Tyler Peterson
Still can't eliminate plastics waste. Teachers are still humans instead of the infinite knowledge of tech. Animals still going extinct because cutting wood. Still using wood? Oh yes, the human brain is fascinating. Fascinatingly destructive. A parasite. Tap that resource. Like tapping in to the basest instinctual thoughts of a roundworm.
Asher Powell
they can't even make proper self driving lmao
Aaron Stewart
Sounds good initially but there is too many problems with it.
>requires invasive surgery which is very risky >removing the chip requires invasive surgery too >if the thing fucks up for whatever reason then you are really fucked too >malfunctions could turn you into a cripple or vegetable >makes already existing incentives pointless >can be hacked if it has wifi connection >leaks all kinds of data to 3rd parties
Joshua Mitchell
the orgasm control button, and who has their finger on it, represent the end. it's total control perfected. everything you see around you (porno, VR, birth control, etc.) are just crude attempts at the orgasm control button. it's the ultimate power. it's worse than nuclear weapons, racially targeted viruses -- anything.
Dylan Jenkins
That has more to do with the lack of IoT than with being unable to build it.
Plastic gets shredded, burned and buried in landfills. Just relocate them to africa or something. Teachers? Who needs them when you have the internet? Wood can be regrown.
Oliver Price
Maybe they will give people jobs cumming and make cum and bug burgers for people to eat as a solution to "global warming".
Maybe plastics could be used to serve most the needs wood is currently meeting. If only there was some people with highly technical thinking skills.
Michael Walker
Plastics is oil industry and thats always a dirty business.
Ian Price
You can use explosives to kill or clear a path or blast a hole through a mountain to mine its ore
You can use a rocket to achieve instant communication and geolocation on a worldwide basis, or rain fire upon your enemies
You can use a biolab to find a cure for cancer or to develop weaponized autism
All science is dangerous And yes, obviously the-powers-that-be, evil dictatorships and even criminal gangs in the future will use future-tech for evil But they already do that now, and 500 years ago they used the human invention of fire to burn people alive for funsies
Noah Thompson
They fcxking missing the part that there arw always supposed to be balance. There are always supposed to be price for the joy. The hangover and withdrawal are the things that works like the restriction-n-counterweight system. Because hairless apes A.K.A. ((("humans"))) can't fucking learn exept on their own mistakes. If you feeling bad after hard drunk night - you will be more responsible on your vices. But if there are no "visible" downsides, why even stop? And in one moment you are just a drooling imbecile in the cubicle. Ready to be harvested.
