What's a female workplace like?

I will start as a sysadmin at a marketing company this week. The office apparently is 90% women. What can I expect?

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a very easy job, because all you'll be doing is installing google ultron & updating adobe reader

Oh no, I hope you dont have autism

sounds like hell
Force and Courage to you

Hell on Earth. It will teach you to hate the femoid.

You're going to be #metooed for not choosing a side in drama or choosing a side in drama or turning down fuglies. Say you're gay and never ever have a closed door talk with any woman. Only talk to them in publich area with other women as witnesses that are not that woman's friend.

You will be reported to HR for ridiculous reasons and expected to apologize for the crime of existing as a male any time your coworkers get upset for any reason

Bad. Not even a joke.
It isn't some sex party with a bunch of chicks like some incel fantasy.
These people are incompetent and will blame everything on you if you work with them on a project.
Don't even talk to them casually, and keep everything work related. Otherwise you'll get sent to HR for harassment.

t. dude who worked in HR

Lmao.
Don't "socialize" that much with themm
Don't try to hit on any of them.
There will be a shitton of shittalk about you, but also about every one else when they're not there.

Just do your job and be friendly. Be a bit queer/gayish and you absolutely have to make it believable that you're already in a relationship.

Don't make any remotely sexist jokes. It will be used against you.

There might be one or two really cool chicks you could get along with and who might be single, but you'll figure that out.

But then again, most women aren't really that bad. But since you work at a marketing company, I assume it will attract a particular type of bitchy woman. But then again they could be just normal people and everything will be fine.

Don't try to be helpful too much because they will give expect you to do tasks for them or treat you like their private assistant.

Try to do requests only when there is a ticket for it. Don't solve problems unless there is a ticket for it. But you won't get around it for some people who will just never write tickets.

Also what's your salary like as a sysadmin? And what's your background? I'm just curious what sysadmins get paid at marketing companies.

>never ever have a closed door talk with any woman. Only talk to them in publich area with other women as witnesses that are not that woman's friend.
Words of fucking wisdom here. They WILL lie about sexual harassment and rape, and their friends WILL believe them 100%

Do your work and go home, 0 interaction outside basic necessities.

you are going insane from their conversations. Listen to music all the time.

faggot

Be prepared to do the work of 90% of the office.

They will be generally nice to you if you are not a creep.

Behind scenes they are all bitches against each other so expect to hear plenty of intrigue and bitch talk from whomever you get close to.

>They WILL lie about sexual harassment and rape
Good lord, this is such an incel take. Have you ever worked with women before?

Care to explain what's wrong with my advice?

Keep in mind Austria has a shittalk behind your back culture.

Is this type of setting common in Mongolia too? Holy shit.

Working with women can go 1 of 2 ways, and it all depends on their age.

>They're mostly middle aged or older, they're all branch covidians and will have very little to nothing in common with you. Talking with them will be awkward and you'll listen to their cackling and pointless gossiping all day every day (most likely scenario)

>They're younger than middle age, closer you yours. You'll find some things in common with a few of them. Their conversations will be less irritating but far more likely to demoralise you in regards to their life choices. As long as you don't talk about anything too controversial you'll be better off than the former scenario. If you're funny, semi attractive and don't want to porn, you might get a reasonable amount of female validation.

T. Worked in a bunch of female environments. Good luck OP.

Yes and they are fucking horrible. Actually I take that back, they're fine if there's one or two over 40 but anything else is a nightmare of potential harassment claims.

Any Forums makes a big deal out of women in the workplace.
While Any Forums isn't wrong on this, women are nowhere near as effective as men, Any Forums is also vastly overestimating the competence of the average man as well.

The vast majority of men are wholly and totally incompetent. In nearly every aspect of life. Man or woman, you cannot expect anything to be done right anymore unless you do it your fucking self.

TL;DR, expect massive fucking incompetence and expect to carry the entire team on your back. Though this isn't a woman specific thing (anymore), it's just that people are fucking shit at their jobs now. They'll cut corners and penny pinch at the detriment of their quality of work every single time.
>I guarantee the entire plumbing system in your house is held together by nothing but a series of sharkbites.

>Also what's your salary like as a sysadmin?
56.000 gross a year with plenty of opportunity for overtime.
>And what's your background?
Diplom Ingenieur in Computer Science. Just graduated. I will also do the Cyber Security there.

Is it backoffice for keeping servers running or is it keeping PCs running? The former is much more comfy in a cunt company than the latter.
is solid advice at any rate
Addition: write down incidents like confrontations, complaints, threats, etc. in longhand immediately after incidents and keep at a safe place for later reference if need (HR subpoena, etc.) arises.