Brit/pol/ - urban decolonisation via electric scooter centric discussion edition

>Starmer mobbed, paedophiles protecting paedophiles, two arrested; also common law isn't real according to BBC.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-60294483

>Guardian produces ineffective word salad to affirm their readers' biases.
theguardian.com/politics/2022/feb/07/boris-johnson-accused-of-shameful-spinning-of-cancer-care-targets

>Belarusian celebrity journo accurately paraphrases build up to WWIII; “Alcoholic Johnson travels across the independent Ukrainian steppes, drinks low-quality horilka [vodka] and beats a tambourine urging Ukrainians to go and die for the interests of the Anglo-Saxons,”
independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ukraine-russia-crisis-boris-johnson-belarus-b2009118.html

>You see Tarquin, if we make the tests easier then the inevitable result is that missing out on education hasn't made our children stupider!
news.sky.com/story/a-levels-and-gcse-exams-what-advanced-information-has-been-released-for-this-years-examinations-12535831

>Biosphere's fucked mate; at least the Scotch have it worse.
birminghammail.co.uk/black-country/met-office-announce-exact-dates-23011834

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yorkies are subhuman and this is why i support their independence
get the fuck out

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I'm not racist but this thread is for British muslims only.

Does anyone know if the Blackpool 9/11 conspiracy museum is still open near Central pier? How about Howarth's bingo and the £1 burger shop.

Planning a family holiday? Sounds like a right day out that, go out to see the wax figurines of the dancing Israelis, drop the missus and kids off at the bingo while you go for a cheeky pint, few £1 burgers all round and a kip on the train home.

sabbatean frankism

I was put on this planet to Honk. I Honk and I Honk and I Honk. It's what I am good at.

I've never seen any of my neighbours carry in their shopping / groceries

keke

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I'd beat eddie up if I was Liverpool

nobody who uses the term "beat up" has ever beaten anybody up in their entire life

No one wants to hear your life story

I'm gonna fuckin beat you up

>yorkies are subhuman
come say it to my face dog fucker, I’ll smack your teeth so far down your throat they will march out your arlie in single file.

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Yeah alright yeah come on come git sum I'll roundhouse kick ya

Good morning lads, good day ahead?

you won't

bbc news has been kvteching about starmer and saville all morning

We are Britain
And we have one dream
To unite all people
In one great team

Our nation survived through many storms and many wars
We’ve opened our doors, and widened our island’s shores
We celebrate our differences with love in our hearts
United forever, never apart

You're right, you're not worth it

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Might have a wank, ran out of pot noodles though, so maybe another wank?

How much acid has Josh done?

They're rattled. BoJo threatening to bring the whole thing down, like a modern day Samson, who was also jewish.

Last night they were comparing it to the Jan 6th capitol riot.

Anyone watch AA's show yesterday about beyond meat and veganism?

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Looks set up desu, all that fake outrage now? For who and what purpose?