I was just jerking off to a sissy anal trainer hypnosis video and the girl in the video told me to drink a shit ton of...

I was just jerking off to a sissy anal trainer hypnosis video and the girl in the video told me to drink a shit ton of water and hold it my blader for more pleasure while I was fucking my prostate. When I had my sissygasm (anal orgasm) a mixture of cum and piss shot out all over my room with the fury of a thousand suns. I kid you fucking not my entire bed and floor is now covered in a mixture of piss, cum, and lube. I just laid there and felt instant regret that I've never felt from my porn addiction before. I fucking hate the jews for doing this me. I haven't even cleaned it up yet, i'm just sitting here in bed on the verge of crying too ashamed to look at the mess I created.

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gay

>I fucking hate the jews for doing this me
I can't even tell if this is satire

This isnt your blog

>I fucking hate the jews for doing this me.
The jews didn't stick a dildo up your ass. You did that, you gay homo.

typical sissy

link the video, moron

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I cried during my last fap. It was BMWM. I hate myself that I watch it. I'm a worthless stupid coomer.

The only way out of the matrix is by confessing your sins

youtu.be/ZKiDqoUjiCI

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As you should, they really did a number on you, there.

Typical left wing chud

That was beyond gay. It's like...
Gay The Next Generation.

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wasted digits
KYS yourself now

I've seen this thread before

Jesus fuck dude that's sad. I hope this isn't true. If it is, I think you should strongly consider suicide.

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Yes. Tell this story to a pedo priest. After all, he needs to get off too.

It amazing how many people take this seriously.
Nice post OP had a good laugh

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This part has me fucking dying of laughter

nice

kek this

OP committed faggotry and treason. Get that ass banned.

>>I fucking hate the jews for doing this me
>I can't even tell if this is satire
KEK.

Get cleaning you fucking slob. You sure seem to have enough piss'n'vinegar left in you to shitpost on Any Forums though. No pun intended.

I was able to stop watching porn after putting my faith in Christ. Not a LARP. If it was up to me, I'd say you were beyond help, but I don't get to decide.

jdfarag.org/abc

Read that first. Then maybe go watch some of his prophecy sermons if you have your doubts. Farag is among the most based pastors you've ever listened to.

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that's what you get for being a faggot, faggot

>the amount of autists taking this seriously
this board is dead

unlucky

With the kind of webm I have seen yeah I can totally see shit like that happening. At lease he didn't shove eels up his asshole.

great thread

Literally everyone on /pol has been in a similar situation. That adult gif catalog turned me onto solo bbc stuff.

Been watching pr0n 20 years, never knew i was a bbc coomer til i found the chan. Thanks

rope is the only treatment as digits confirm

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>I'm a worthless stupid coomer.

see my post above

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The time for you to stop this faggot shit was long ago, but it still isn't too late. Be a man and let go of your vice.

This again?

Is this the new copy pasta im fuckin hyperventilating

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