Yo E-Dog! The main man himself. the big boss man! mind if I get a look at that fat pussy of yours?

>yo E-Dog! The main man himself. the big boss man! mind if I get a look at that fat pussy of yours?

>ellen: yeah sup guys. hey do me a favor, stop calling me E-Dog and the head honcho. its too blue collar

>what? I'm just breaking your balls a little? just guy talk.

>ellen: is this how guys talk?

>yeah my man! just breaking your balls a bit. it's nothin. now lemme get a crack at that pussy my man.

>*Ellen internal monologue*: being a guy was harder than I thought. guys never stop trying to put their penis in their new male friends' vaginas. and I thought being a woman sucked!

>*canned laughter*

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>taking shirtless selfies, indulging in vanity
you sure she's not a woman?

>"hey my dudes, you catch the piggers game? Dequandus was a fucking monster. How many yards did he rush for? Pass me a brew. Where's the pussy in this sausage fest, amirite?"

Nipples look like those little ground sausage pieces on pizzas lol

Disgusting. I’d still fuck her though just to show she is still a woman.

RARE

Also, me too. I feel this strange rush of sexual aggression when I see her

Those eyes, god damn. Is this pic supposed to give me existential anxiety?

>tfw no twink pussy

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Soulless demon spawns

Kek

Be Ellen
>I want a new body, and I want it to look like if I hadn't been a famous female celebrity during the time period I would have had it. I want to be a teenage boy forever.

>1,000 stitch stare
I thought transhumanism was supposed to be beautiful guys

How long until she starts getting fucked by dudes on pornhub?

why are trannies so obsessed with sex?

What a wreck of a human! Those eyes reveal all. Sadness and madness.

WAIT A SECOND

HOLD ON

I THOUGHT THIS WHOLE THING WAS A MEME

ITS FUCKING REAL???

how long until she kills herself

I want to kick 'him' in the cunt so fucking bad.

Is this achievable natty?

The female anatomy is absolutely disgusting so this is unironically an improvement.

Would still bang that literal boy pussy.

Yea bro it’s real. Wake up it’s 2022, we’re in hell

Things lesbians / beta females say:

>"I've placed in every fantasy league since '06"
>"I fucked this cute ass hoe from the Northside"
>"I'm going to school to become a welder"
>"Powerlifter. Independent. Driven. Intense."
>"I love my career and my dog, who comes first."

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Wtf is this place

That's one ugly chick

Ya they should all join a cool cult like you in that picture huh

You just made all those up

she cut off her tits

Thats Mr. Layhes daughter. Wtf.

Looks like Keith Woods

>bare breasts
Reported for nudity.

>no lats
>no obliques
What a fucking trainwreck of half assed surgery.

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what mode is this

He finally gets to experience all that male privilege he fantasized about. Oh whoops!

No words do this tragedy justice

The thing that bothers me the most is her obvious ab implants. They look so fucking unnatural and gross. I don’t even understand why she got the fake abs, it’s not like all men have abs or something

trannies don't want to be a normal version of the opposite sex. they want to be a hypersexualized coomer version.

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>lol
>lmao
>lol

coppe. Those are REAL muscles
I guarantee you that's what most retards think

honestly surprised it's lasted this long

yikes. do they have to use a pump to get erections or it just remains a floppy sausage?

This is what they took from you

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>be girl laying in bed
>”guy” comes out of the shower
>see pic related

imagine lol

If my boy shows off his abs I'm punching him in them as hard as I can 10/10 times. I expect others to do the same to me. Wonder if that'll happen to ole 'elliot'

my dick is bigger

did she really get a tattoo of "Mr" on her collar bone?
What does she forget what prefix would be appropriate to use, in a compelled kind of way, for herself?
Fucking hilarious.

Also, the fat sculpted abs REALLY make it clear its just a fucked up self-esteem/body dismorphia kinda thing... It looks ridiculous. No one with abs like that, would have such pathetically under-developed core muscles around them.

is she doing this for a role?

Why does this bitch always look like she's crying in these photos? Like you can see the pain and regret in her eyes.

How much time do you give her, Any Forums? I'm surprised she didn't kill herslef already. It's probably because of drugs.

put a shirt on keith woods

so from a tiny girl to a tiny teenage boy asshole
>tell me where you are. i'll kick your fucking ass
>oh hello ladies. hmu

She will never have a role again

Rare