>yo E-Dog! The main man himself. the big boss man! mind if I get a look at that fat pussy of yours?
>ellen: yeah sup guys. hey do me a favor, stop calling me E-Dog and the head honcho. its too blue collar
>what? I'm just breaking your balls a little? just guy talk.
>ellen: is this how guys talk?
>yeah my man! just breaking your balls a bit. it's nothin. now lemme get a crack at that pussy my man.
>*Ellen internal monologue*: being a guy was harder than I thought. guys never stop trying to put their penis in their new male friends' vaginas. and I thought being a woman sucked!
>taking shirtless selfies, indulging in vanity you sure she's not a woman?
Isaac King
>"hey my dudes, you catch the piggers game? Dequandus was a fucking monster. How many yards did he rush for? Pass me a brew. Where's the pussy in this sausage fest, amirite?"
Evan Allen
Nipples look like those little ground sausage pieces on pizzas lol
Dylan Ross
Disgusting. I’d still fuck her though just to show she is still a woman.
Tyler Parker
RARE
Also, me too. I feel this strange rush of sexual aggression when I see her
Joseph Kelly
Those eyes, god damn. Is this pic supposed to give me existential anxiety?
Be Ellen >I want a new body, and I want it to look like if I hadn't been a famous female celebrity during the time period I would have had it. I want to be a teenage boy forever.
Matthew Lewis
>1,000 stitch stare I thought transhumanism was supposed to be beautiful guys
Justin Torres
How long until she starts getting fucked by dudes on pornhub?
Christopher Hill
why are trannies so obsessed with sex?
David Wood
What a wreck of a human! Those eyes reveal all. Sadness and madness.
Jackson Nelson
WAIT A SECOND
HOLD ON
I THOUGHT THIS WHOLE THING WAS A MEME
ITS FUCKING REAL???
Nathan Allen
how long until she kills herself
Dylan Johnson
I want to kick 'him' in the cunt so fucking bad.
Michael Sanders
Is this achievable natty?
Christopher Howard
The female anatomy is absolutely disgusting so this is unironically an improvement.
Chase Parker
Would still bang that literal boy pussy.
Brayden Nguyen
Yea bro it’s real. Wake up it’s 2022, we’re in hell
Leo Brown
Things lesbians / beta females say:
>"I've placed in every fantasy league since '06" >"I fucked this cute ass hoe from the Northside" >"I'm going to school to become a welder" >"Powerlifter. Independent. Driven. Intense." >"I love my career and my dog, who comes first."
He finally gets to experience all that male privilege he fantasized about. Oh whoops!
Parker Lee
No words do this tragedy justice
Jaxson Edwards
The thing that bothers me the most is her obvious ab implants. They look so fucking unnatural and gross. I don’t even understand why she got the fake abs, it’s not like all men have abs or something
Jaxon Martin
trannies don't want to be a normal version of the opposite sex. they want to be a hypersexualized coomer version.
>be girl laying in bed >”guy” comes out of the shower >see pic related
imagine lol
Lucas Rivera
If my boy shows off his abs I'm punching him in them as hard as I can 10/10 times. I expect others to do the same to me. Wonder if that'll happen to ole 'elliot'
Levi Nelson
my dick is bigger
Andrew Phillips
did she really get a tattoo of "Mr" on her collar bone? What does she forget what prefix would be appropriate to use, in a compelled kind of way, for herself? Fucking hilarious.
Also, the fat sculpted abs REALLY make it clear its just a fucked up self-esteem/body dismorphia kinda thing... It looks ridiculous. No one with abs like that, would have such pathetically under-developed core muscles around them.
Owen Morgan
is she doing this for a role?
John Allen
Why does this bitch always look like she's crying in these photos? Like you can see the pain and regret in her eyes.
Jace Campbell
How much time do you give her, Any Forums? I'm surprised she didn't kill herslef already. It's probably because of drugs.
Luis Young
put a shirt on keith woods
Gavin Foster
so from a tiny girl to a tiny teenage boy asshole >tell me where you are. i'll kick your fucking ass >oh hello ladies. hmu