LEGALIZE DUELING

LEGALIZE DUELING

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Unironically

I could get behind this.

fuck dueling with pistols. bring back smallswords.

Yeah dueling by blades only

Are we gonna have motherfuckers dueling with glocks and deagles or are we bringing back flintlocks only rule?

whos the guy masturbating behind the tree?

Although it sounds like an interesting alternative to suing, dueling is negative eugenics, resulting in the avoidable death of people who fear dishonor more than death.
Considering we already have a shortage of that kind of people, it's a bad idea.

The weapon selection should be at the discretion of the challenged duelist.

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Burr did nothing wrong

Don't niggers always do this for the most part?
It's also mostly drive buys and random shootings though.

It's still legal in my state.

Wouldnt the normalization of such trials by combat make for societies with expectations of upholding honor and thus more men like you describe?

Wouldn't it already be legal in the US? I mean it's technically mutual self defense.

"I was in fear for my life, he was trying to kill me, so I shot him X 2"

Patrick Little? Is that you?

sure, but he's not allowed to pick a nuclear submarine or an F18, so let's narrow the selection further and say the duel must be fought with a gentleman's weapon (a sword). otherwise, every nigger is going to want to duel with his hi-point.

They can't. Someone of us would do nothing but get really good at it and then go out to fix the problems. There are too many problems it would get rough.

it’s only illegal if you get caught. if it is indeed mutual combat, you don’t report it to the cops and neither does any of the other parties involved, simple as

they stopped doing that shit originally because it was getting out of fuckin hand. anglo nations preferred pistols, germans preferred swords typically. challenged party usually gets the option.

the issue is you have trained military officers, and every time one gets shot dead by the other, well the organization is -1 skilled and trained officer that needs replacement. so a few nations stopped paying benefits/retirement/whatever to anyone engaging in duels

not against it, just pointing it put.

Smoothbore pistols only

It's not a matter of might makes right. It's about calling your opponent on their bullshit. Are they willing to kill/be killed for what they are barking about?

If so, fine. Do you?

When you and your opponent know unmistakably the only alternative is war learning to live apart becomes a lot easier.

Counterpoint: faggots would know not to run their mouths. Pussies who talked shit [(((journos, commies, activists, etc.)))] and refused to duel would be cast down to the lowest wrung of society to the point that no woman would breed with them.

One of the realest problems in the world today is absolutely bottom of the barrel genetic detritus, sub-humans who contribute nothing to the world, think they can ramble their bullshit and suffer no consequences.

Bringing back dueling would end that. Every smug, snarky, fagged out tweet they dropped they'd have to ask themselves, 'is this gay little comment worth dying over either physically or socially?'

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What do you do with the body though if someone dies? What if someone is wounded? How do you get medical treatment? That shit gets reported.

I feel like politicians ought to be held to this standard.

mutual combat isn't the problem so much. civil suits are.

No. They have no concept of honor or civil, ritualized, gentlemanly violence. The idea of chivalry is beyond their comprehension.

They'd rather jump someone 4 on 1 or shoot up the family residence than risk a fair contest of violence.

>Legalize
Pffft. Just start dueling and keep dueling.
As long as you're winning all the duels the law is of no consequence. Eventually you become king by Right of Might and then duels are legal

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Everybody in this thread should watch the film The Duellists.
Two rivals keep meeting throughout their life and duel every time they meet. It's really good. In my opinion it's on par/slightly better than Barry Lyndon

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rapiers*

>challenge soros to a duel
>shoot him

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Here is the first scene from the movie.
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Nigga didn't here the racking of the slide?

IT'S TIME TO DUEL!

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>every nigger is going to want to duel with his hi-point.

I'm failing to see that as a bad thing.

My little niggerson just had his first knife fight at school.

totally different than today. these men had no toilet paper.

Already is. At least in the states anyway.
It's called mutual combat. It's s perfectly legal and needs no paperwork.
Someone attacks you, and you fight back. It's mutual combat. Loser gets nothing and can't cry assault. I do believe this only applies to fisticuffs however.
Legally speaking both parties must be aware there is about to be a fight. You can't just jump someone. And it helps if it you declare it as mutual combat. And of course sanctioned matches are also examples. You can sanction any match where death is not guaranteed. Again...no swords or guns. Otherwise any stipulation can be written in. Blunt weapons of light weight. Feet only. Fists only. One party literally has a hand tied behind their back.
Fun fact, in ole medievally times people could fight each other in such a way or even dogs. Men vs women too. For those they would dig a hole to the man's chest. He had to get in the hole and then then man and woman could fight. Idk if concessions were made. Where the guy is like 120 5'5' and she is like 200 5'10' or something. Just thought that was neat is all.

most fags can't into proper code these days

agree wholeheartedly but fix the reddit spacing nigger

>perfectly legal
it's not perfectly legal

this is just jew-tricks to avoid prosecuting nigs for their shenanigans. if you're a white guy who tries to cite mutual combat laws, they're going to tack on multiple life-sentences for hate and transphobia or something.