OPERATION PISS

>What is this?
Ottawa zogbots have outlawed fuel jugs and have resorted to arresting any citizen they see providing fuel and other resources to the truckers like the treasonous fruitcakes they are.

>What can I do about it?
Start filling up jugs of piss (preferably dehydrated, for the added yellow hue) and walk around Ottawa, drawing p*lice presence your way. This accomplishes wasting vast amounts of pig resources and time. Your excuse is that all the bathrooms across the city are shutdown/occupied, so you use piss jugs to relieve yourself, which is in no way a crime.

Embarrass these traitors, make them smell your piss to confirm that it's not gasoline. Laugh at them and call them tyrants to their faces. Get pissing boys

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PEE PEE POO POO?

I’d be proud to donate a few jugs from my collection.
Where do I send them?

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>OPERATION PISS
lol america approves.

Based and peepee pilled

You have my bladder

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Based and PissedPilled.

sounds good

Imagine being a policeman and huffing piss all day

You sound like a real piece of shit.

>calling them tyrants
Can that get you arrested in Canada? Do you guys have an equivalent to the US's 1st ammendment?

Smell piss

I can finally put my piss jug collection to good use.
I knew they'd come in handy one day.

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Everything returns to poo poo pee pee.

KEK

this is now a Spiderman thread

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bumping for potential keks

>Do you guys have an equivalent to the US's 1st ammendment?
Canada has no bonafide rights.

tongue my asshole, yank

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>OPERATION PISS
JARATE!

someone spent over an hour working on this art. what a world

Im going to put green tea in mine, but tell them its piss and then drink it

no it's not, this is a based Canada showing the world how it's done thread
MAKE SURE IT'S DEHYDRATED PISS
MAKE SURE THEY CAN CLEARLY SEE THAT IT IS PISS
TELL THEM IT'S PETTY SO THEY HAVE TO SMELL IT
MAKE THEM SMELL YOUR PISS

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Actually, this is an amazing idea, OP.
Have a bump.

Bonus points for accidentally squeezing the bottle once they pop the top off to smell.
>cops have to repeatedly leave to change into dry clothes

Take multivitamins so your pee is green

That's actually pretty funny.

>make them smell your piss to confirm that it's not gasoline

I love Any Forums.

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Sometimes you gotta stop, and smell the piss. Ya know what I mean?

I'm not a fan of vegemite, thanks for offering.

Let’s bump this thread to the moon

Based.
Imagine when they will try to fill police cars with this.

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bump
TELL THEM IT'S PETTY
MAKE THEM SMELL IT TO CONFIRM
MAKE THE FAGGOT COPS GO NOSE DEEP IN YOUR PISS JUGS
BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
HONK HONK, AND HEIL HITLER

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Great idea
>WHOOPS!
*Sloshes piss all over his uniform*
>oh my! how clumsy of me! This cold weather just gets my hands so shaky!
This too. Load up on multivitamins and high doses of B vitamins for the powerful yellow fluorescent colour and potent odour.

>Murderface approves.

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Eat your asparagus, Canadanons.

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I have over (100) 5 gallon water jugs full of multiple years old piss ready for distribution. I'm coming in a U-haul truck to hand them out. Godspeed spiderman.

Eat asparagus, make it really foul

It takes a village, Godspeed piss hoarder.

kek

Extremely this.

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Put me in the screen caps

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Pretty based not gonna lie. The leaves seem to be impervious to the rake! Nobody could have predicted this.

Eat lot's of garlic and asparagus.
Then ferment the bottles for a little bit.
Multiple week old piss jugs smell terrible.