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CDC considers increasing time between shots to reduce heart inflammation risk
Evan Gonzalez
Jeremiah Sanders
sooooooooooooo you're admitting that the vax fucks up ppl's hearts
It's a start, nigger
Easton Davis
But I thought heart inflammation was sooooooo rare that it was nothing to worry about.
Easton Myers
Another "conspiracy theory" revealed as fact.
"Conspiracy theories" are just observations made months earlier.
Gavin Green
"Dog people...just kidding!"
wtf Kek?
Ayden Hernandez
>Pfizer company who wants to sell product says their product should be used by everyone!
intredasting
Brandon Powell
The only halfway you'll get is a bullet halfway through your skull.
Jordan Perry
After we win, we're literally going to bring you back from the dead to punish you...
Angel Bennett
No refunds
Eli Price
>Meet us halfway, anti-vaxxers
Ok, you can't sniff my ass, but I won't flush the toilet.
Jonathan White
Ahhhh-hahahaha!
Get that safe and effective jab, niggers.
Cooper Campbell
Usually they iron all this shit out in the testing phase.
Jacob Gray
It feels like only a few months ago that "muh myocarditis is caused by covid" was their narrative. And now this.
Luke Adams
Myocarditis cases following vaccination are mild and resolve quickly.
David Robinson
Covid is over kook. The world has moved on yet here you are still with ten masks on getting boosted.
Aaron Morales
What do they mean between doses? It's only 1 booster
Nathan Ross
Wait a minute. I thought the vaccines were safe and effective?
Juan Gonzalez
Even more mild if you don’t take the shot!
Tyler Edwards
I’m ganna BOOSt
Benjamin Morgan
>Usually they iron all this shit out in the testing phase.
This was the testing phase.
Bentley Myers
It's almost as if they're admitting ...
Zachary Morgan
The first and second shot of the original vax
Aiden Morris
tacit admission there's a risk of heart inflammation
Cooper Gutierrez
Lucas Moore
It’s just mild permanent damage to your heart
Brody Wright
Remember when they had to be stored at incredibly low temperatures and had a very tight expiration date?
Chase Garcia
Resolve by dying, yes
Carson Stewart
>Myocarditis cases following vaccination are mild and resolve quickly.
By this they mean that the dead heart cells are turned into scar tissue.
Luke Barnes
Uncanny
Michael Lopez
Their brazen early approach of "side effects are literally impossible because of the action of the vaccine" is what convinced me not to take it. Any treatment that's supposed to have lasting effects on your body can also have negative side effects. It makes no sense for this not to apply.
Lucas James
1 booster, and then omicron booster which requires 3 shots. For now. You will never be fully vaxEd.
Kayden King
Ok here's my compromise. We only execute all of you for crimes against humanity and we'll spare your children.
Christian Barnes
I had mine 2.5 months apart and still got fucked up after the second. I'm already a fattie with a 80-90 resting heart rate, mine went up to 120-130 for 2 days I just had to lay in bed
Cameron Mitchell
"Heart inflammation", that's what they call permanent heart damage?
Logan Foster
Too late the left has woken up. Sell your stock
Isaac Murphy
based pupperinos
John Hernandez
Kek. OP made a funny
Robert Reed
And cancer cases following rolling around in radioactive waste are also mild and resolve quickly
Joshua Martin
Also in the news today were articles about the cdc monitoring poop. Schizos always have been and always will be right.