Then gasped in shock.
>Eyewitnesses tell TMZ ... the former "Chelsea Lately" star was headlining the sold-out show, when she delivered her second joke ... "I'm vaxxed, double vaxxed, boosted ... and flu shot and shingle shot and haven't gotten COVID and Jesus loves me most."
>As soon as she delivered the joke, she just collapsed and hit her head on the floor.
tmz.com
actual demons being struck down by God
>Jesus loves me most."
Allah was pissed though I guess.
What does the Holy Bible say about salvation? Jesus said,
>John 3:5 "Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God."
How can we be born of water and of the Spirit? Peter preached,
>Acts 2:38-39 "Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
>For the promise is unto you, and to your children, and to all that are afar off, even as many as the Lord our God shall call."
The problem is, that the churches of today (Catholic and Protestant alike) do not preach this gospel, as the apostles of Jesus Christ preached it. And the Bible says,
>2 John 1:9 "Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son."
Who shall we believe, then? The churches, or the word of God? Jesus Christ is coming soon to judge the world in righteousness. Are you sure that you’re ready?
>Let’s go back to the BIBLE!
swordofthevaliant.com
>YouTube, TheWordprophet
youtube.com
Comedy gold
And would have been better had she died
who said women comedians aren’t funny?
She’s currently in the icu and might not make it. Something about seizures.
Remember when she got pissed on by Jason Biggs? sheknows.com
She’s a degenerate.
kek
I think she quit her show after this video was released, too.
Sounds like a serious case of not my problem
This is amazing lol.
Instant judgement.
Archive link
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>Remember when she got pissed on by Jason Biggs?
Please I hope there's a vid.
>but so far it's unclear what caused her to faint.
>Heather tells us she never had COVID and, as she said in her set, she's fully vaxxed and boosted.
quite a mistery indeed. can someone explain this unexplainable event
women really start to compromise when they hit the wall don't they. peak social media right there too.
Reminds me of what god thought of george floyd.
That was cheslea handler. Or whatever her like name is
j e w s
capta: S884G
ya herd!?
The (((experts))) say it is nothing to worry about. Collapsing at random times is perfectly normal for a healthy 50 year old. If anything, it means the vaccine is working.
And vid gone
Bullshit
She’s not either
YES MONKEY GOD KILL KILL
Insane comedic timing
I wonder who operates these bots specifically, it obvious it only posted in response to the Jesus keyword
expert here. it was a classic case of winter vagina, exacerbated by climate change.
>uses the Lord's name in vein to shill an evil jewish product
>instantly suffers for it
Truly, she has already received her reward.
even my wife chuckled at this
first time a female comedian's ever made me laugh
>Who shall we believe, then? The churches, or the word of God?
Always believe in the word of God. Churches are ultimately run by man and they will do anything to twist the word of God for their own gain.
Why are they so cocky and confident?
you didn’t laugh when the female cast of the ghostbusters reboot cried sexism when they were replaced by a male cast for ghostbusters 3?
>>As soon as she delivered the joke, she just collapsed and hit her head on the floor.
How fucking big is this witsec facility these people are being put in?!?!?
Its all narcissism disguised as virtue
woman finally tells a funny joke
I'll bet she heard God laughing at her laying there on the floor.