>Be pagan, 60 IQ
>Thunder strikes, da gods must be angry today
>Get your youngest daughter, sell her to (((magus))) so your king can appease the thunder god
>She gets forced to suck a horse dick while being gangraped
>Stabbed to death while in tears begging for mercy, disemboweled
>King uses your daughters intestines as an onahole and jizzes over her lifelessremains
>Everybody in tribe claps
>You get a free horse and a chicken
>THE GODS ARE LE PLEASED
Pagan hate thread
Kayden Young
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youtu.be
m.youtube.com
twitter.com
Caleb Williams
>Be Priest
>Pagan niggers worship a fucking tree
>Cut down tree and use the wood to build a church
>Paganism BTFO forever
Jonathan Ward
Psalms 136:9
youtu.be
Austin Reed
I’m a European Pagan and Hitler is my god.
Cooper Jenkins
Paganism and Christianity are both liquids that deform to fit a vessel.
Europe was great before Christianity and great after Christianity because Europeans themselves were and are great.
Thomas White
Magus was a cool class though, I’d give him my daughter to appease Tzeentach anyday.
Jack King
Pagan larpers and christcucks are both pathetic and shouldn't be on Any Forums
Noah Barnes
>be pagan
>50iq
>drink rain
>food is everywhere
>animals are cute
>life is good
>thousand and thousands of years in paradise
>jews come
>ruin forest
>feelsbadman
>watch jews struggle to keep society from collapsing
>return to nature inevitable
>feelsgoodman
James Davis
Lucas Lee
>Be pagan
>50 iq
>Actually believe this rubbish
>Chad god followers outbreed you and kick your ass
Asher White
LARPagaNiggers are just jews in disguise
Cooper Thompson
this is what christcucks shill for on pol
Eli Mitchell
So my daughter won't be doing any slutty tiktok videos, and I get a horse and a chicken.
That's actually somewhat based.
Jayden Clark
How do i get a qt pagan waifu?
What entity do i need to worship?
Grayson Green
/rel/ board when?
Zachary Bell
I know one pagan, he works at my company
Bald
Big beard
Obsessed with mma
Wears Viking shit and baggy jeans everywhere
Jacked
Alone
Abrasive attitude
Everybody fucking hates his guts and might be fired by the end of this year just because of that
Attends the weekly "safe space for faggots" company-wide meeting and tells everybody how big of an ally he is
Gay people have stopped coming to the meeting because they hate him and he won't shut up
Kayden Cruz
D&C thread
Carter Martinez
>MY DAUGHTER BEING RAPED AND KILLED BY BLACKS OR MUSLIMS? THATS EVIL
>OH ITS FOR ODIN AND DA KING (AKA THE GUY WHO OWNS THE MOST COWS)? THEN I GUESS ITS .... LE GOOD!
Angel Parker
>get on sleigh and head home
>congratulate self on subverting Europeans
>think about the child you will molest later
>hmm who is this pagan approaching me...
>
Tyler Murphy
At least pagans dont worship a jew on a stick.
Eli Lee
Pagans aren't real, christcucks are pathetic Jewish tools
Brandon Gomez
Gravity. Bomb.
Adam Fisher
>Be Pagan
>Literally a barbarian
>Essentially an African with white skin
>Roman man teaches you culture and you accept it gratefully
>Society improves overall because of this
>Thousands of years later your Australian descendant larps about the paganry you gave up on an anime imageboard
Andrew Baker
>be euro trash/mutt
>outcast from society
>seethe daily
>strange hook nosed man approaches and tells you that weakness and retardation is actually a strength and blessing
Joseph Sanders
There already is one. Even has a cross in the name.
Chase Parker
Christianity is not roman culture you faggot. Call it what it is - jewish culture.
Isaac Thomas
You mean Jesus, the guy every Jew on earth hates? Who was based? Yeah I would rather worship him and god over some retarded ape gods who demand human rape and murder
Isaiah Edwards
So you worship a god who says salvation comes from jews, john4;22 lmao big brain
Hudson Ramirez
Jewish culture that became romanized and then rejected it's jewish origins sure. Look into how Jews were generally regarded in the Roman Empire