The Colin Kaepernick movie "American History Y" has just come out with a Rotton Tomatoes rating of MustWatchâ„¢ which means that if you haven't registered your social cryptocredits to watch this movie and shown your recievership of the film by giving a raised fist selfie saying "Black Lives Matter" into your phone camera, you must turn yourself into a good citizenship training facility within a month.
The George Floyd College of Social Justice has just released a pin of an early 21st century $20 note to commemorate his use of a counterfit note to show his brave criticism of the capitalist system.
White couples have been deemed illegal, when the genetic makeup of your child is recorded, if it is deemed with the code "2WYTE" the parents will incur an irremoveable 20% reduction in social cryptocredits.
>I'm from the Future No you're not. You're an annoying incel playing pretend. Shut the fuck up.
Elijah Scott
Chemical war when. Provide details.
Jonathan Ward
>Incel
Incels were eradicated ever since the Democrat "LaShaWnDah" Bill of 2166 legally binding any white male over the age of 12 with a BLACK (it's all capitals now, by 2044 law) woman over the age of 18.
Jackson Jenkins
I actually like The apt from 5th element. My issue with all the "hiding" furniture is that it doesnt save space plus the energy required. I could easily live in such a space.
Oliver Rogers
i know this is a larp but where is bitcoin at?
Adrian Morales
Post full genome sequence or GTFO
Liam Long
>ham-fisted "satire" You took the time to come up with all that and it still sucked.
Ryan Morris
next time don't bother.
Isaiah Price
The Chemical war of 2019 began when a Government Mandated injection of an unknown substance was injected into 90% of western societies upon threat of... Well... You know, like, not being able to watch a movie at the cinema.
Robert Nguyen
worst larp since Q
Sebastian Brooks
Did I get your mom pregnant last night?
Christian Cox
Space saving is more important for the building owners (Blackrok) and their shareholders, the less actual liveable space a human occupies not only lowers their expectations and aspirations, but also reduces cleaning costs after the occupant inevitably dies by natural causes.
After 2099, all self inflicted fatal gunshot wounds are deemed "natural", suicidal tendencies is the only allowable psychological condition where it is legal to buy a gun.
Stop replying to these threads unless they post FGS
Kayden Foster
The value of one Bitcoin is currently sitting at 1.01x of itself.
David Rodriguez
normie get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Camden Sanchez
All genomic sequencing has been outsourced to China, where instead of G T C and A it's been encoded based on flavour into D (dog) C (cat) R (rat) and B (bug)
It is now indecipherable, and deemed disinformative as skin colour has been proven by the Fauci medical association to be a better indicator of a they-dividual person's social virtue points.
Carter Ward
Does the wife cook?
Cooper Evans
If you're BLACK I hope so, as it will increase my personal social crypto-budget by 300 Neet points.
However the local hatespeech radio channels do seem to claim that women with penises don't seem to be able to menstruate, which has a correlatory relationship with giving birth.
My father tells me about how he menstruated before he had me, twice.
Easton Torres
Can I still drive a V8 in the future?
Elijah Ortiz
Is that Corbin Dallas's room?
Benjamin Howard
Sir you understand that it is illegal to travel to 2018 to 2032.
Jace Jackson
Wives who cook are allowed to prepare meals as many times as they wish.
However if they prepare a meal more than twice a month they are penalised social cryptocredits.
Father's are legally mandated to cook a meal four times a month, with a possible reduction of once per month per vaccination, with a minimum mandatory vaccination every two months.
All other meals must be prepared by the Federal McDonalds Government center of nutrients and suppliments.
Children who do not have a meal consisting of 75% mealworms at least twelve times a week are considered nonvegan and therefore malnourished.
Milk is banned, as it saps your bones of calcium, as proven by Belle Gibson circa 2033.