A Chinese witch has trapped me inside a meme doll
She calls me "toad" it's not even my name I am Felipe
Please help me
A Chinese witch has trapped me inside a meme doll
What can we do to help??
He wants us to cum on him lol.
>Unzips
Ok OP, here i go!
What do Chinese witches smell like
Use white people magic to turn me back into a real boy
dumplings and vanilla
At least u get cuddles
They smell like thunderstorms, lactate and ozone.
I got you.
Earth send me your power to save Felipe!
I'm going to need a jar of mayo, a credit card with a $13,500 limit, and a pair of socks and sandals! Can any anons help me out?
Nah, i’m gonna use my dick so that you can smell it and lick it lol
God i wish that were me
>Felipe
>Spic name
>Chinese lover
Fuck off Felipe, serves you well
Nice.
Thunderstorms? You mean geosmin, or the ionic/ozone?
I wanna fuck that chinese witch bro
Ima fuck her sideways
I guess geosmin is a made up word. I already said ozone so yes it is the OTHER thunderstorm smell.
petrichor is one term for it that is a real word
You will never be a real boy
I can help you, but your existence will belong to the moon empire as exchange.
brap
It's the smell of dust after rain.
god i wish a chinese girl would even acknowledge my existence
where do i get one? unironically