A Chinese witch has trapped me inside a meme doll

A Chinese witch has trapped me inside a meme doll
She calls me "toad" it's not even my name I am Felipe
Please help me

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What can we do to help??

He wants us to cum on him lol.
>Unzips
Ok OP, here i go!

What do Chinese witches smell like

Use white people magic to turn me back into a real boy

dumplings and vanilla

At least u get cuddles

They smell like thunderstorms, lactate and ozone.

I got you.

Earth send me your power to save Felipe!

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I'm going to need a jar of mayo, a credit card with a $13,500 limit, and a pair of socks and sandals! Can any anons help me out?

Nah, i’m gonna use my dick so that you can smell it and lick it lol

God i wish that were me

>Felipe
>Spic name
>Chinese lover
Fuck off Felipe, serves you well

Nice.

Thunderstorms? You mean geosmin, or the ionic/ozone?

I wanna fuck that chinese witch bro

Ima fuck her sideways

I guess geosmin is a made up word. I already said ozone so yes it is the OTHER thunderstorm smell.

petrichor is one term for it that is a real word

You will never be a real boy

I can help you, but your existence will belong to the moon empire as exchange.

brap

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It's the smell of dust after rain.

god i wish a chinese girl would even acknowledge my existence

where do i get one? unironically