What do?
I want to he retired in 5 years
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Bet it all on the super bowl
Keep buying shitcoins, goy
BUY FOOD
BUY GUNS
BUY A FUCKING UNDERGROUND BUNKER
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Post your account login information and let me at it. I'll have you retired in half that time.
NFTs seem to be the way to go now. Not sure if you'd want to flip them or somehow naturally create something sensational that would sell like hotcakes.
ElonJet.io
All I'm dobo
Take your whole portfolio and swap it for dogebonk (DOBO)
Why the fuck would you hold USDT, let alone have so much in a stable coin
Oh wow someone beat me to it
bscmithril.com
Buy 3000 oz of silver. There’s reputable places that take Bitcoin.
fpbp
watch Uncut Gems for inspiration
To buy dips
user that's how you actually make money..
buy aggle.io and hope this shit kicks off.
AGGL
aggle.io
>live in poor state
>have about 1 million invested
>most investor places promise over 10% returns, the snp 500 averages at 10% if you dont wanna deal with jews
>live comfy with 100k a year and its capital gains so if i remember correctly you pay less taxes than normal income. I think 100k a year pays 0 taxes
Buy DOGEBONK ya fuckin moron.
Secure the goddamn bag!
>He put it all on crypto
Yeah you can kiss 80% of those gains goodbye thanks to uncle Biden's new crypto tax plan unless you can find a way to become an expat or something.
I did just buy a few 100oz of silver but it’s really a horrible investment, 10% premiums and extremely illiquid. I’d much rather have bitcoin than silver or gold desu.
Put it all on MTV.
No. You make money buy getting lucky with a shitcoin. Just hold onto BTC or eth and then transfer it into whatever other coin. Tether is the stupidest shit to have any money in
Buy GME. NFT market is gonna print cash when it goes up.
Based dobobros
Unironically this, if you want to survive