What is the pet of the true white man and why is it the bird?

What is the pet of the true white man and why is it the bird?

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Probably dogs because it seems like only Europeans actually liked having them around for more than war purposes. But birds are great.

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I like snek

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So true

DELET THIS

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Why are you answering your own question faggot?

for me it's the pitbull

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I only like little, quieter birds.
Big, screeching parrots? No thanks.

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What is that cutie doing?

its ducks

Blue tweeter, standing by

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magpies best birds

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an eagle

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SQUAWK DOCTOR FOWCHI SQUAWK

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I heard ducks think they're dogs

Have a Congo African gray that is 52 years old.

I haven't met many people with pet birds. The only people I know are older ladies and literal trannies. Is it a regional thing?

Dogs are the true white man pets, all shitskins hate and fear dogs because in their mind they're still apes in the jungle fleeing from predators.

snuggly qt snek is based

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The Tamaskan dog of course.

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Birds are noble creatures

>ancient lineage, descended from the mighty T. Rex
>social like the white man
>they soar above the earth as befits creatures of their elevated stature
>long lifespans, they are wise
>beaks are superior to teeth as they don’t rot
>they’re cute

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>imprisoning a bird
>white
you're an honorary nigger, along with all the whites who think hook-fishing is ok in anything but a life or death situation

>default birb starter is also the best one

Dags, I like dags.

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Owls can make very affectionate pets if you raise them right. To answer your question as to why birds are the white man's pet, they are difficult to raise compared to other animals and require a lot of maintenance. For many species such as finches and canaries, you don't even get a lot of affection back but instead keep them for more abstract reasons such as liking their colors, songs, or even just an appreciation for that kind of life. They also require enormous amounts of patience. Parrots, while they are capable of showing lots of affection, are also enormous trouble, but they aren't durable, so when a shitskin loses their temper at their antics and does something like physically slap the bird, it can do a ton of damage verses dogs/cats.

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Post birds

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>What is the pet of the true white man and why is it the bird?

Birds are expnsive and get stressed easy, the feral / grabage dog is the real man pet
-feeds on trash
-eat all the food you bring to him
-loves you because you give him trash
-protects you agains other feral animals
-it cures himself
-it never gets stressed.

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