A wild pet

Man finds a small dog puppy and rises it but it grows into a huge beast

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Nice doggo

Bro i think your cat has autism

It's all fun and games until it rips you to pieces.

lookit he little feets
him got lil stubby gettaway stick

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Imagine breaking into this man's house.

That dog needs a bath.

Average Finngol

>It's all fun and games until it rips you to pieces.
I'm not sure doggos do that, unless they are pitbulls.

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He wants belly rubs!

how do i get one?

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True but dont you cunts keep crocodiles and roos as house pets down under?

Step 1: go to siberia
Step 2: find bear cub
Step 3: If you can outrun the mother then congratulations you have a bear

He's Russian. They have a millenia long understanding that Wearoid won't ever begin to comprehend.

>Step 3: If you can outrun the mother then congratulations you have a bear
maybe I can seduce her?

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what a cute floofy boi

That would be fucking awesome.

>Each and every man under my command owes me 100 tranny stumps. And I want my stumps. And all y'all will get me 100 tranny stumps taken from the pelvis area of 100 dead tranny's. Or you will die trying!”

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nice one

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Not when she has cubs they only get horny with no cubs. Then they start PMSING and become infertile. So rescue a cub that has no mom.

tartars evolved alongside bears, same way jackels for Egypt and wolves for Europe
humans love useful animal companions

> meanwhile in russia
Those are some pretty good bear-bros.

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he wont, the guy had the bear since it was a cup its literally his family

Why do bears look like humans in fur suits?

>So rescue a cub that has no mom.
seems like the easiest way
how do I find one though? if I have a bear friend, I don't wanna have shot its mum

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I'd trust it more than a pitbull.

>tartars