Man finds a small dog puppy and rises it but it grows into a huge beast
A wild pet
Nice doggo
Bro i think your cat has autism
It's all fun and games until it rips you to pieces.
lookit he little feets
him got lil stubby gettaway stick
Imagine breaking into this man's house.
That dog needs a bath.
Average Finngol
>It's all fun and games until it rips you to pieces.
I'm not sure doggos do that, unless they are pitbulls.
He wants belly rubs!
how do i get one?
True but dont you cunts keep crocodiles and roos as house pets down under?
Step 1: go to siberia
Step 2: find bear cub
Step 3: If you can outrun the mother then congratulations you have a bear
He's Russian. They have a millenia long understanding that Wearoid won't ever begin to comprehend.
>Step 3: If you can outrun the mother then congratulations you have a bear
maybe I can seduce her?
what a cute floofy boi
That would be fucking awesome.
>Each and every man under my command owes me 100 tranny stumps. And I want my stumps. And all y'all will get me 100 tranny stumps taken from the pelvis area of 100 dead tranny's. Or you will die trying!”
nice one
Not when she has cubs they only get horny with no cubs. Then they start PMSING and become infertile. So rescue a cub that has no mom.
tartars evolved alongside bears, same way jackels for Egypt and wolves for Europe
humans love useful animal companions
> meanwhile in russia
Those are some pretty good bear-bros.
he wont, the guy had the bear since it was a cup its literally his family
Why do bears look like humans in fur suits?
>So rescue a cub that has no mom.
seems like the easiest way
how do I find one though? if I have a bear friend, I don't wanna have shot its mum
I'd trust it more than a pitbull.
>tartars