What's arguably the fastest, easiest, cheapest method to blow up the Earth?

What's arguably the fastest, easiest, cheapest method to blow up the Earth?

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Probably fuck around with supercoliders. Create a microscopic black hole that will fall to the center of the earth and consume everything. It would be pretty quick.

Consult esoteric russian anime star chart
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Poke a hole in yellowstone All you need is a needle.

Suicide. Just trust me

>create a black hole in a lab
>create a local zone of FTL transport

do you know how silly you sound?

Honestly, if you're not looking for full planetary disintegration, sticking a few dozen 100MT H-bombs in deep fault lines would do the trick. Maybe put one in mariana's trench for good measure.

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Let God do the work. He will not only destroy the earth but the entire 3d universe in an instant

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comet impact, no question, or genetic engineering.

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>"Russia es Ukraine pussyboi"
>???
>Profit

NO U

It is a lot more difficult than you may think:
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Wouldn't even make a dent.

>create a narrative about it
Everything going on, on global scale, is a narrative.

Point nuclear missles at the atmosphere.

Kill the atmosphere, everything dies.

And Earth becomes like Mars.

Does Mars look like it can inhabit anything? Cave people? Bunkers? Or is Mars dead is dead?

I mean just from a logical perspective. Let's agree that an event horizon requires there to be two local sections of space, one is moving faster than light can move in the opposite direction.

How exactly will you accelerate the black hole's boundary to this speed?

Just fire a ki blast through the core.

Lots of Mentos mints and a tanker ship of Pepsi.

>Whoopsie, I blew up the whole Earth
Then just live with this narrative, like it was actually true. That's what 100% of the politicians and media does every day. It really is amazing to observe them doing this narrative thingy in their brains in real time.

Push over your fat murican moma

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Just support the jews to the best of your ability. It should come naturally to a golem like you.

send death threats to some ayys