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Blobby edition

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>2035
>unable to pay outstanding debts after great reset
>custody auctioned off to new employer
>wake up in freezing employee quarters
>heating capped due to climate emergency
>crawl out of bunk & put on uniform, ear tag briefly catching on apron
>head upstairs into breakroom for soicaf & bugbar, look over schedule
>damn, another 12 hour food court shift
>spend day slinging bugburgers & wormdogs
>mess up a few orders & get negative ratings
>approached by supervisor during break
>"hey user I see you're struggling with customer satisfaction again"
>try to explain mistakes
>"sorry but this is your third strike this month & rules are rules"
>roaming privileges revoked, confined to store property again
>have to sign up for one of their extracurricular programs again
>mutter out pathetic "y-yes sir" as they leave
>grumble and look at the posters spread around the breakroom
>"HELP MITIGATE SUPPLY CHALLENGES" reads one
>climate emergency impacting stores ability to source bugs, worms, and other numeats
>employees being offered extra break time & other peeks to gestate giant worms
>what the heck, always felt breaks where too short anyway
>chase down supervisor & sign up
>given store clinic appointment
>printed neouterus & engineered worm ova implanted in abdominal cavity
>belly gradually swells as weeks pass
>people begin to stare & joke
>somewhat stretchy uniform becomes increasingly tight
>endure rubs & pats from co-workers, customers
>teasing only worsens when navel pops out
>get awfully sore durring long shifts
>crick back after giving supervisor their wormdog combo
>"what's the matter? Too much in the oven?" they joke with a smirk
>grimace and smile, nodding along
>ask how long until worms are ready for harvest
>"what's the rush? that's only your first batch, unless you'd rather remain confined here~" they tease
>fml

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>come for humor
>leave with boner
many such cases!

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What is this?

Chick rape fantasies where a Blob tries to protect the Virginity?

The fuck.

>watchining