Brit/pol/ - wakey wakey eggs and whatever the fuck that is edition

>77th backed leadership coup continues; Nick Gibb becomes 14th conservative MP to join calls to dump Boris.
news.sky.com/story/we-need-to-change-the-pm-former-minister-nick-gibb-becomes-14th-tory-mp-to-publicly-call-for-boris-johnson-to-resign-12533210

>Boris drinks tinnies of Estrella, not Carling or Fosters like us plebs; photo not included.
theguardian.com/politics/2022/feb/04/police-have-photo-of-boris-johnson-with-beer-at-lockdown-party-say-reports

>Russia and China give each other a reach around ahead of WWIII; shitting themselves over UK, Aus, US alliance.
bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-60257080

>You VILL freeze to death; energy companies allowed to charge you more than they previously could.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10476417/Ofgem-raise-price-cap-22-million-households-six-months.html

>Binfire related anti-council activity on the rise; major waste and recycling centre in Swindon ablaze.
swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/19899796.emergency-services-rush-fire-swindon-council-waste-recycling-centre/

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bongs suck

Lose weight.

No, for real that's fucking disgusting. You people are like pigs.

I don't know how I expected my morning to go but I know I don't like this.

You are a mutt so you have no taste because of the garbage you eat. Baked beans are god like breakfast they even have mixed beans in tomato sauce now.

Has Sussex showed his face since his drunken ramblings

>t. Seethemeister

That's Ms. Seethemeister to you sonnyjim.

here we go here we go here we go
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My husband confessed that he wants me to peg him. I decided to give it a try last night and it was a big mistake.

I was honestly shocked when he told me his was into the idea of pegging and wanting to try it. He's a very old fashioned and masculine man's man so not the type at all you'd imagine would be into such things.

I figured why not? I've seen him fuck me it doesn't look hard and I'm not the one taking it (thankfully he dropped the idea of being in my ass years ago) so why not?

Well we went to the sex store, bought a strap on, bondage gear and plenty of lube and gave it a shot. Well it was hard to ease it into him but we finally got it in there. He seemed happy and once he loosened up I really started going to town on him. He was tied down and had a ball gag in. Which is new but it's what he wanted.

It was hard getting it into him at first but eventually we got there and I started getting into it and really went to town on him. He was moaning really loud and had multiple orgasms from what I could tell but then eventually he shook his head to tell me it was time to stop. So I slowly pulled out the strap on and liquid poo came gushing out of him like a river. All over our beautiful bed, our sheets, the sex towel we laid down and my legs and feet.

It wouldn't stop coming out of him so I did the only thing I could think of, I shoved the strap on back in to stop the flow when made him scream loudly behind his ball gag and really only made it slowly leak out. Then I threw up, all over his back and ass and he threw up all over the ball gag and nearly choked on his own vomit but thankfully I was able to release it so he could breathe but of course he continued gagging and vomiting as did I until we were both done.

We both were in tears, crying and in shock. He weakly asked me to untie him so I wiped the shit and vomit off of my hands and I did then slowly pulled the strap on out of his still leaking asshole.

We both stood there for a moment still crying and gagging occasionally. He said, "What do we do?" I told him let's just say fuck it and strip everything, throw it out and clean it as best we can. We both jumped in the shower to hose ourselves off then I opened the bedroom door to get garbage bags. Our dog was at the door and missed us so he rushed into the bedroom and before I could stop him immediately started licking up the diarrhoea, vomit, lube and cum mixture. This of course caused my husband and I to painfully gag and dry heave more.

I grabbed the dog and sent him outside and we got everything into bags, took off the mattress protector to wash it and threw the bags into the trash, cleaned the carpet where it spilled. Then showered again and brushed our teeth and re-made the bed and sprayed air freshener and lit candles. During the whole process which took hours we both broke down and cried multiple times.

We went to sleep without ever saying a word to each other and barely said anything to each other this morning before work.

I haven't seen him yet but I don't know what he's feeling or if we're okay in our marriage now. I honestly am so disgusted still by the whole experience and I don't know if I can ever bring myself to do that again.

Listen Kraut, you have good taste.

Also, yes I am aware anal douching is a thing and that there's prep involved but apparently my husband is less informed. Before you post "YoU nEeD tO dOuChE yOuR aSsHoLe." I know. I will tell him.

And yeah we talked it out. We're fine. I am going to get back on that horse and peg him again! He's going to try putting it in my ass too. He finally talked me into it. I figure things can't go any worse than this.

I think that's enough brit/pol/ for today.

bladee

thanks

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The absolute state

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American once frowned on masturbating, now they produce more pornographic material than anyone.
Why is this?

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Gooooood morning Brit/pol/
Got much planned for the day?