Chips and peas

"cheps n pees innit??"
Why the fuck are you like this UK? What the fuck is your problem? You need help, please ask someone else how to cook

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do bongs really?

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i'd take anything on chips over this 'food'

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at least melt the fuckin cheese lmao

how incompetent do you have to be, to fuck up cheese fries/chilli cheese fries? especially like that.

it's 6am here. most of us are asleep. i'm just the nightwatchman. you'll have to try your shitty attempt at banter again later sorry.

Tell us about the caterpillar cake user

What niche 5-minute-crafts Instagram page did you scrape this from? I've never seen this in real life a single time and I'm pretty sure this is the first and last time this dish has ever been made

This you?

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Dont knock it til you've tried it?

Biscuits & gravy?
Chitlins.
Scrapple.

We have nasty shit too.
Fucking nigger/kike.

Calling fries "chips"

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which one, there's cuthbert, colin, charlie, curly and clyde

This isn't banter, it's an intervention. How did you guys conquer most of the known world and not steal some recipes? For the love of God this shit looks horrible

sorry that is classified information. bong eyes only. we don't talk about it with outsiders
i can show you this picture but even then i'm taking a risk

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What are the pros and cons of each

What's wrong with biscuits and gravy?

Goddamn I want to try some chocolate covered bacon...

all i know is that colin is superior

The heat of the chips is supposed to melt the cheese

Alright that looks kinda good. All chocolate

this
summon the user that eats full of these cakes

looks yummy

In all the meth-infested trailer parks I've been in, I've never seen anything that depraved.

Chocolate covered bacon is tasty

Check out this fucking awesome dish. Those bastards in quebec in between getting fucked over by the catholic church decided to put fucking cheese curds with some gravy on PEIs finest export. The CURDS are the difference., the squeak of the curd creates the flavor explosion in your mouth. Throw some bacon in there and fuck jesus heaven on earth.

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>this is what the average amerikek has for breakfast
Oh no no no

corr luv me sum chips and mushy peas from down chippy bang on sum curry sorse as well for me cheers luv

Jesus Christ I'm so fucking hungry
I'm not going to be a fatass
I'm not going to be a fatass

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OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>chocolate covered bacon
Would.

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Why is Colin superior

>the squeak of the curd

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I'm from Montreal and that's true, pic related
One of the best dish. I'm always baffled at how amerifags still haven't adopted this delicacy as their main meal. That's literally fatter, unhealthier, and better than any burgers I've ever tasted.
Picrel, what I got yesterday

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Those "chips" look like the cheapest blandest french fries you get at a carnival or some shit

>about it w
you know it took me years and years to finally realise that yanks call porridge Grits whats all that about grit is something you put on the roads.

colin is original and best. the others are merely pale imitations

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It’s gud shit dude

Wait, "chips" are french fires?

It describes the taste of their cooking.

I don’t like it

i've never quite got why they call a hair fringe "bangs"
they're weird people

>unmelted cheese
What the fuck?

Kill yourself

Yes, I would like to eat food.

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Cheese curds aren't commonly available in the US outside the midwest.

it takes 38 people to assemble each one, plus colin is the OG caterpillar cake. all the others are shameless copies (especially aldi's cake, fuck you aldi).

No fries are chips. Chips are crisps.

British food is great. Ultimate comfort food.

Chips & Gravy is mint.
>Fuck the rest of that shit.
>Chips & Curry. Kek. Get back to fucking India.

How do you decide who eats the face