HAPPENING!!! BREAKING NEWS

Bloomberg accidentally reports that Russia invaded Ukraine

HOLY SHIT!! WTF IS GOING ON


NATO VS RUSSIA

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all the headlines are fake my fellow burger. how old are you

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Wag the dog lmao.

You failed the test. Put your pencils down and face the front.

JOE ROGAN THOUGH

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Is this like with 9/11's Building 7 where the BBC reported that it collapsed long before it did?

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Well bro’s, it’s been an honour shit posting with you all, it’s looking like we’re all about to get sacrificed in some mad satanic ritual

Anyone else feeling sleepy?

>pop penis inspection day

POST THE LINK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.

If not fake and gay...a hack perhaps?

They always have these news articles premade so they can get them published fast. Every famous person already had an obituary written with the only missing detail being the date of death.

The media is israeli propaganda

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Nukes are a hoax.

It was just a test, bro

crisis avoided by way of nobody believing MSM in the first place

OP is gay the thread

Boy I'm sleppy

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The invasion is fake and a desperate move by the US to stay relevant before the petrodollar is usurped by the digital yuan

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Hope this isnt like the 'epic move' where kikes said they invaded that stripper bar but didnt and then said it was a military plan

nypost.com/2022/02/04/bloomberg-accidentally-reports-that-russia-invaded-ukraine/

>Bloomberg
WOW!
Really reliable (((news source))) there faggot.

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Lmao, the war hasn't even started yet and (((mass media))) is already dropping spaghetti all over the place. Pure, high-quality ooftonium here

Nato won't participate, Biden stated that several times

>accidentally

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Ohhh kikes seething. Or will be seething. Kek.

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>accidentally

"We wuz hacked n' sheiitt."

>“We prepare headlines for many scenarios"
fucking kek. stop asking questions anons, it was just an innocent accident. nothing to see here. I hear bars are nice this time of year. and go watch a movie.

How could you not trust a name like Bloomberg?

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Kinda like how they accidentally alerted Hawaiians to a nuclear strike.

How can headlines be real if our eyes aren't?

What are we breaking?

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imagine listening to publicly disclosed intel by people with allegiances to a foreign flag

You mean the ol' (((Bloomberg)))?
Yeah. One of the most trusted (((news sources))) in the jewish world.

The awkward silence

I rememeber I saw a screenshot from R*ddit that someone fucked their sister because they thought they were about to be blasted by nuclear fire.

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WTF TWO MORE WEEKS

... no.. sorry nothing..

Fake and gay in a real way.

>OOPSIE

how long til archon jews find a way to force russia nukes to launch

go to sleep