I can't afford a house

>just pay $800,000 to live in a garage with a bedroom attached in the middle of nowhere, south dakota, freezing cold tornado country, where the average wage is $8/hour

wow what a great deal, thanks boomers!

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>boomers
rent free

Maybe don't buy a home that has a garage bigger than the house itself?

>South Dakota
>tornado country
There's a tornado every hundred years or so in Sioux Falls you faggot. And that's a 5BR house, 3300 SqFt
Seems high, yes, but will the market bear it?
Oh wait are you a socialist or just a zoomer?

Jews only make up a fraction of the boomer generation user…..

For me, ideal house:garage ratio is roughly 1:1

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>in the middle of nowhere

you act like that's a bad thing faggot. if I could lift my house up and set the shit in a wide open space away from faggots I would.

nice BIG kitchen too. nice.

i picked SD as the most backwater, low value state I can imagine
and you're telling me paying the better part of a million dollars for a mcmansion in a frozen middle of nowhere shithole is acceptable

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SD is pretty close to the Bakken. Lots of oil money around there I imagine.

>$1m, not even a paved or concreted driveway
>$650k for a glorified shed

absolutely baffling

That is an ugly fucking house as well and you have 0 privacy.

This place was listed at $780,000 or something when I took this screenshot last year. Not bad when considering all the land and construction all ready on it (and the kiked market of course)

aaand if you narrow your search to 100k-200k there are plenty options which could comfortably support a family

why do you people have to live in fucking mansions? are you boomers? is the whole point of this thread to spread despair over your unfulfilled materialism?

>Not paying 800k for shed
>5 years it will be 1.6M
>If you don't own a home now, you never will.
>user will be selling blood to pay for 2500 rent 400sq ft studio in a nigger neighbourhood.

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For me it is 2.5 garages for every house. I have many jet skis and watercraft that need storing including a bitching pontoon boat and various fishing supplies. I like smaller house with bigger garage space but that’s me and not for everyone, I know

lmao imagine not owning a home
and you just sit around scrolling through listings and seething
because you had a chance but blew it

>a garage with a bedroom attached
5 bedroom 3.5 bath 3300 square foot house.
Going to go out on a limb here and guess that OP will never be a woman has zero savings, zero work experience, and no skills education training or professional certifications.
Perhaps aim your sights a little lower? The Smithfield pork processing factory in Sioux Falls is hiring at 18.75 an hour and there are smaller houses in town for 150K which you could probably get into pretty quick with first time buyer's programs once you've proven you can hold a job.
>Source: 2 minutes on Google.
What the fuck is wrong with you losers?
>REEEEE I can't afford a McMansion on minimum wage so I'll just live with mommy forever and e-cry on Any Forums and redit
Also, did I mention that you will never be a woman.

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isn't the oil money state north dakota? like 200 miles away?

>18.75 an hour
How many years does it take to buy an $800,000 house on that?
>noooo it isn't 800k!!!!!
by the time you have the down payment saved, it sure will be, champ!

She work hard in gym. Much respect to her I will find space for her in my garage. Would love to see that rump wiggle while she is on my jetski

Yes, we've all told you, you can't afford a McMansion on minimum wage.
Now let's start slowly so that even a braindead redit tranny can keep up. What do you do for work?

>Sioux Falls
Sioux Falls is a terrible place to live.

>a garage with a bedroom attached
I’m pretty sure that comment was about the disgusting architecture rather than the actual square footage. For that kind of money, I’d want something that’s aesthetically pleasing.

I bought a small two bedroom house an hour away from Minneapolis for under 200k three years ago. These exist in rural MN which is far more desirable than SD.

I'm just going with the cherry that OP picked for his sad pitty party.

WHY DO YOU NEED TO BUY AN 800,000 HOUSE???

>Oh wait are you a socialist
fucking boomers holy christ

"from each according to their ability, to each according to their needs"
someone making 18.75 an hour doesnt need a 3500 sq foot home with 4 car garage
he needs exactly what he has: a bug infested cuck shed to keep the rain off him between shifts

Does your wife dress you too, you nutless bitch? Share the same Prius? Also, that’s an $80k driveway. Granted, that boomer house is too much for the area, but garage/workshop to house needs to be at least 1:1 to 1.25:1.

imagine working for decades to pay for human self storage

Okay, old man.

hey me too, except it was 6 years ago and its 3 bedrooms

>garage

why?

Thats a huge fucking house . You dont want a garage because you csnt create stuff and you cant repair ... you need a room with a computer , now thats better for a fag like you .

>thinking Sioux Falls isn't a perfect place to raise kids, away from niggers, growing city, one of top medical field cities in the US, no state income tax...
OP is a retard

We got "single family homes" around here going for close to $200k. Even my boomer mom is like who the fuck around here can afford a 200k house?

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Watch the Americans defend it.

>I’m pretty sure that comment was about the disgusting architecture
You can find the listing with a quick google search. The house is absolutely beautiful inside, hardwood floors, marble countertops.
Whatever, why don't you become an architect or home builder and do whatever you like? You could hire tranny nigger OP as the first start to your diversity roster and probably even get federal grant money.

to protected your car from the elements and niggers

This is solely a Mutt problem, too. Average house in the Norf is under £100,000 and you can earn £10/hour working at McDonalds over here; closer to £18 if it's a close shift

America is a nation of slaves to Zionism; if you ever intend to live with any measure of human dignity then either win the lottery or leave

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>Yes, we've all told you, you can't afford a McMansion on minimum wage.
Not everyone can make alot of money, retard, christ you're an idiot.

garage is overrated unless heated and you live in a climate where there's snow on the ground for at least 4 months a year.

In all other cases you could just build a really big Quonset detached from your house for your workshop/maintenance needs.

you dont
you need 800,000 to buy that particular house
fucking retard

retard

Here's one for under 100k. Yes it is inconvenient to drive an hour to the city to go to a show but everything you need day to day is in town and it is very pleasant and white. There's even a little local theater. Millenials are fags.

realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1008-2nd-Ave-NW_Faribault_MN_55021_M81436-47330

locatiolocationlocation i live in a small shitty cabin 2 bedroom 1 1/2 baths but it recently was valued at 600k because of this nigger bubble of a real-estate market i now have to pay twice as many taxes than i should have to

How do americans afford housing?

>bug infested
Dont act like homes dont have infestations too, fuck sake the losers on Any Forums get really defensive whenever property is brought up.

It's almost all white. Low crime, decent schools, and it's growing

yes and not everyone can afford a huge house in the country
fuck are you dumb

>niggers
Imagine being half a million dollars and you still gotta watch out for niggers.

> 800k
> driveway has one giant 50 x 50 slab with no expasion joints in area know for geological instability and multiple free/thaw cycles a year
i give that driveway 3 years tops before is cracked to absolute hell

Well?
Oh I get it, you're just mad bc you didn't buy a house and now you can't afford one

$800K and made of particle board.

>Paying 800k for a house made of sheetwood and vinyl roofing tiles.

when you have a detached home you can treat an infestation
when you live in a shared building you're at the mercy of the third worlders next door who are used to it

I live nearby, for there for cheap trees. It's be really pleasant and for that much land 45 mins from Nashville, you're getting a deal.

>no you shouldn't be able to own a home and start a family unless you're making six digits
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A DEMOGRAPHIC CRISIS? JUST IMPORT MORE NIGGERS, THEY DO VALUABLE WORK

Debt

no thats where you are an idiot literally anyone can make alot of money infact even niggers in slums here in the us where the average income is in the negatives can manage to "hustle" and make money you are just retarded

jews and boomers. Don't worry its about to crash.

We don't. Or do like my friend and sister buy a rickety house from the 1950s as a fixer upper for 90k.

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Same bro abd i have my in-laws who just wantme to chase a mortgage until i die and never see my kid. I just live with my elderly mother in her paid off home in the hood and its druve my wufes parents mad
>muh one bathroom ...the horror

>I can't afford a 5 bedroom house with a double garage on minimum wage

No shit, OP. How long did it take you to come to this conclusion?

youre gunna have to move somewhere more affordable, chud

Do you not have tools? I bet you don't even have a doghouse.

Patriots in charge trust the plan the free market will fix it

>Yes it is inconvenient to drive an hour to the city to go to a show
I dont live in MN.

It's a fucking shit hole. Yes, it's all white, but they're a bunch humorless Norwegians, and for 6 months of the year you deal with extreme cold.

Rich parents.

big debt that locks us in for life or financially ruins us

Fucking niggers getting fed loans for houses and mexicans

imagine not building your self and growing family a barndominium...

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>ngmi

High prices keep the niggers, White trash, and leftists out.

This is modern construction. When it's paid off in 30 years you have to demolish it. Alternatively you have major re construction every 5-10 years. Have to keep the economy going with jobs and material production.

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Gonna convert it to a shoe closet, eh 'mo?

you dont have to make six digits, you just have to borrow six digits from your friendly jew at the bank ;-)

>when you live in a shared building you're at the mercy of the third worlders next door who are used to it
Canada doesnt have immigrants? I bet your dumb ass has bugs in your walls.

>5 beds

>3300 sqft
what does a single man need a house that big for?