What are some ways to dodge the upcoming draft?
/Draft dodgers general/ - /ddg/
Jaxon Robinson
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Evan Anderson
Oh and realistic options only please. They will hunt you down like dogs
Tyler Walker
Life hack: Become horribly crippled and live a life of endless pain!
Dylan Bell
Learn Russian and get a comfy intel job.
Wyatt Bell
>blocks your path
Chase Perry
>“I‘m racist and HATE niggers“
Insta discharge
>start drawing swastikas everywhere
instant discharge
>become too fat to serve
also discharged
>stay unvaccinated
lol
>just go to prison instead
>just say that you are addicted to drugs
If none of that works play along til you get a gun and then just dhoot whoever is barking orders at you in the head.
Connor Young
ignore any letters
call any government man that comes knocking a "whore of the kikes"
Henry Gutierrez
another good idea: pretend to be a schizo, someone on schizo meds cant be drafted
Lucas Gutierrez
By having already served in early OEF/OIF as an infantryman before the military started catering to women, niggers, faggots, and trannies. Feels good bros
Justin Murphy
They just draft you again and send you into Stalingrad 2.0
Aiden Baker
Nope, I can't be drafted or recalled to active duty, traumatic brain injury from two IEDs
Joseph Harris
Joe Biden writes his name on a piece of paper and off you go bro.
You think they gonna bother drafting bunch of obese neets to fight highly mobilized/armed to the teeth soldiers russia? They gonna send the best they have left and thats you.
Jacob Ramirez
Im a schizo, drafting me is a friendly fire risk
I hate the anti christ and his minions
DEATH TO AMERICA
Kayden Green
>drafting me is a friendly fire risk
Based
Asher White
Pretty much just wait till you are in combat then shoot the rich fag who got put in command out of West point. Fuck the elites children
Liam Sanchez
Obese mutts will make great meat shields
Charles James
How do you like the 320?
Eli Perry
Psych wards are worse than concentration camps. You have no human rights and are experimented on and tortured without your consent. They force-feed you pharmaceuticals that give you literal brain damage and turn you into a retard.
I don't want to fight for this globo-homo government but the madman route is possibly even worse.
Josiah Campbell
>Psych wards
Only the nonfunctional people go there.
Regular schizos just get medications
Kevin Hernandez
>refuse the jab
>join a white supremacist group
>deny the holocaust
>say nigger faggot
The options these days are honestly limitless
Parker Wilson
Never let them take you alive.
Once they get you, you're spiritually dead anyway might aswell go down fighting
Gabriel Davis
Ignore notices, buy yourself an AR, when they send military police to come find you or whoever they'll send just shoot them dead. Keep shooting whoever they send dead until your dead. You've done more to protect Americans doing that than you would killing some Ukranian rebels or Russian troops on the other side of the globe in the interest of globohomo expansion.
Dominic Miller
>the government never ever backs out of it's commitments to its zogbots.
ngmi.
Jack Cruz
SINK THE RUSSIAN NAVY!
Time for those kids the leave the nest anyway.
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Juan Gray
I am highly allergic to toxin in mango peels. Weeping sores break out on my lips and I look like I have the plague. It goes away in a few days, I use it to get out of anything, like jury duty.
Gabriel Roberts
>get drafted
>show up at recruiters office
>shout: "FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK KIKES!" repeatedly until they let you go home
>masturbate to anime while the golems die for the kike president of Ukraine
Robert Adams
I'm suicidal and can't be trusted with hand grenades.
Ryder Lewis
Don't take the vax.
Make the promise to yourself now that if they come for you, that you will shoot first.
Join a company that is "vital to the war effort" like a defense contractor or a processed food manufacturer.
Ryan Cook
lmfao
Hunter Bailey
Just tell them that the moment they hand you a loaded gun, you will shoot all your commanding officers. Be very serious and very polite about it.
David Jenkins
Call the mental health expert for the recruiter a faggot tranny nigger who should have been hung from an oven?
Thomas Taylor
Apparently, being unvaxxed will work these days.
Jack Clark
That video is art.