Why did God only kill the Egyptian firstborn sons and not the rest of the children too?
Also, anyone find it lulzy that God sent frogs as a plague?
Why did God only kill the Egyptian firstborn sons and not the rest of the children too?
Christopher Foster
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Asher Ortiz
I think it's weird that God never helped the Christians like that when they where murdered or enslaved
Jaxon Morgan
people born to younger women are higher quality in terms of genetics, but less well off in terms of finances. Back then finances weren't a component so youth was the only thing that mattered.
Killing the firstborns of your enemies was a way to keep them stupid. You may have noticed this from such former-hits as: "Why is everyone in the middle east dumb as rocks" and "Why are religions in the former Jewish Levant of Iraq, Egypt and Syria all working hard to keep their enemies under control by using stupidity as a weapon?"
Dominic Parker
Freewill, ammirite.
Christopher Richardson
>frogs
It was a joke relax
Austin Baker
I dont know how you can call lots of frogs a plague.
It's not like they cause environmental damage. The worst thing you'd have to worry about is the population of pollinating insects declining. But otherwise you have a source of food and enjoyment for children.
Hardly a plague.
Ethan Roberts
he literally sent adolf hitler
Andrew Collins
Poetic justice for the egyptians killing the first born son of every isrealite household. He does that alot.
Luke Peterson
But Hitler lost
Josiah Bailey
>egyptians killing the first born son of every isrealite household.
Which they never did. In fact yhwh apparently did nothing to stop Herod from killing the first born or the Israelites, he was king of Judea himself.
Ryan Wood
Because the world is round
Levi Perry
What really strikes me as odd about this whole story is the complete lack of pyramids. Not even in a passing depiction of the scenery. Egyptians didn't even have the Jews as slaves in their vast amounts of record-keeping, so I'm rather suspicious that Exodus was just another Jewish oppression fanfic. They can't even point out which Pharoah this all supposedly happened under.
Brayden Fisher
>Egypt knew of no pharoah nor Israelites
Senior Egyptologists find no evidence for the exodus of Israelites, or even someone referred to as 'pharoah'
Just more kike lies and fabrications.
Daniel Ramirez
No, we lost when he sold out the world.
Jonathan Rodriguez
>Senior egyptologists find there is no evidence of pharaohs
Sounds like shit egyptologists.
Owen Rivera
Sandniggers have religious rules and superstitions about their first-borns, so killing them ruins something.
James Wilson
I doubt there are too many honest people researching Egypt, only jews and arabs.
I wouldn’t be surprised that they invented a lot of crap over a civilization that got its history already rewritten by subhumans.
Gavin Powell
>secondborn son dies
Jason Murphy
The plagues was meant to moke egyptians gods, the plague of frog was a symbol of how the jewish God could attack them using their own Gods, in this case, the mocked God was Heqet
Isaac Rivera
>Exodus 12:12-13 NASB95 — ‘For I will go through the land of Egypt on that night, and will strike down all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, both man and beast; and against all the gods of Egypt I will execute judgments—I am the LORD. ‘The blood shall be a sign for you on the houses where you live; and when I see the blood I will pass over you, and no plague will befall you to destroy you when I strike the land of Egypt.
And so because of the promise of the passover lamb, God passed over those who put blood on their doorposts.
Dylan Parker
this
>Herod from killing the first born or the Israelites, he was king of Judea
Daniel Parker
>I think it's weird that God never helped the Christians like that when they where murdered or enslaved
>Go from literally who Roman sect to biggest religion in the world
>Stay for 2 millenia+, which is unheard of when it comes to religions
>Do all this without violence, just by logic, words and divine miracles
Uh-huh.
Luke Gutierrez
Logan Clark
Thankfully none of this shit ever happened.
Josiah Miller
>turtles, all the way down
rawlin'