>be me
>somewhat suicidal
>covid starts and the vaccine rolls out
>heard it might kill you
>decide to get vaxxed in the off chance it might kill me
>both doses of pfizer
>wait for release
>be now
>still alive and healthy
What the fuck, when does it kill me?
Be me
Nathan Sanders
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Christopher Nguyen
dude just jump off a cliff
Jackson Green
also, based retard
Daniel Jones
Redpill whites online on non-white crime
Levi Anderson
Why be suicidal if you’re healthy? Only reason to kill ourself is if body is in disrepair beyond capacity. You are fake, I kill and return soon, new body issued with any justice cosmic.
Angel Hughes
Kind of same, at first i was thinking Covid will kill me so i just weared no mask and visited people i knew had covid, i was shocked to find it was mild flu wtf.
After that i decided to get injected because i thought hey if covid is meme surely, this injection is health hazard and will kill me, after second injection i feel no different... how many injections do i take take to literally kick the bucket ?
Also this thread is now socially acceptable methods of suicide with not much effort put.
James Ramirez
don't worry, you'll suffer soon enough
Dominic Sanchez
Because both the Covid hysteria and the vaccine hysteria are manufactured concepts. Neither are likely to do anything to a young-ish person if you aren’t some chain smoking landwhale.
Ian Powell
>shows people who die within days of getting
I already saw this, it's what made me get it.
Zachary Brown
>when does it kill me?
In two weeks.
Ian Lee
Vaccine only kills whites.
Eli Reed
Ask them to inject it right into your veins next time. Maybe get a black nurse to do it she probably won't think twice about it (or once since you know she's a nigger)
John Martinez
Get a pistol bb gun and pull it on a cop, retard.
Nathan Richardson
cool story but I'm still not taking it
Austin Rodriguez
Get the booster. It’ll help speed things up.
Landon Lewis
It's almost as though covid is only deadly for very old and/or very ill people and that, rather than the vaccine killing everyone, governments are in cahoots with pharmaceutical corporations to exercise the largest transfer of wealth and loss of freedoms in global history.
Austin Collins
If you're suicidal you should just go to Vegas, and empty your bank account on black jack, hookers, cocaine, and fine booze. When you're almost out of money over dose on heroin.
At least you will enjoy your last few days.
Benjamin Stewart
About two or three years. If the heart attack or stroke doesn't kill you, the cancer will. Enjoy!
William Parker
I actually considered this too. My line of thinking was - if the vaccine works, then that's good for everyone, and if it kills me I have very little to live for anyway. But I'm still unvaxxed now
Mason Anderson
Only because white were the majority group that took the vaxx. Most were willing to take it or too scared to lose their job or didn’t want to give up a few luxurious.
Landon Barnes
Never trust a 2 toed Wnak...
Isaiah Martin
Do a flip and stop boring us with your shit threads, pussy.
Jayden Hill
op you self hating degenerate, you can't do one thing right
John Perry
If you really wanted to die then youd be dead. Stop being such a little pussy, faggot.
Lincoln Cruz
I don't think that Pfizer will allow customers to die. Prepare your wallet for new jabs and pills for unforseen conditions that can't be connected to vax (they have no liability anyways but that would be bad for business)
Cooper Lopez
Based