Updates on Canberra picnic and camping event:
Drudge lite link
snakeandstars.com
Aus/pol/ /vote1UAP/ clean sweep edition
Caleb Perez
Landon Long
WHATS FOR DINNER FAGGOTS?
Leo Anderson
UAP and Craig are fucking terrible.
I have zero faith in their understanding of economics.. especially with Clive and some Deloitte butthole at the helm. Craig is a fat, retarded corrupt dick head and not a leader.
But.
Unfortunately.
They're literally the only alternative, well funded option.
So I'm voting.. but shilling like he's a saviour.. he's absolutely not. Friendly jordies is a faggot but his Craig Kelly's Episodes are fantastic.
Wyatt Jackson
>FAGGOTS?
na.
butter chicken.
Sebastian Ross
potatoes with kransky sausage and cheese fried in larde and butter. Too much grease on the bottom so I had to soak it up with some bread.
Isaiah Myers
i want the hear the squeal while drowning in shit
Jaxson Price
voting labor, hoping they raise the dole to $1000 a fortnight
absolutely based tucker
Andrew Lopez
there is zero % chance of a dole raise, maybe if we had a hard national lockdown
Aaron Wood
Low IQ. Vote literally anything other than the majors if you value any form of future.
Nicholas Ramirez
Apparently there's a big push to incorporate aboriginal dancing into our national sporting teams. It'll be like the haka and every Aussie kid will have to do this shit in high school.
Jeremiah Cox
will it involve the raping?
Logan Howard
Fuck chinks
Isaiah Taylor
try it, it'll blow your mind. You have to be really particular about your salt, there's a sweet spot where it's a kind of salty sweet but you don't want to go over that
Luke Hernandez
>Updates on Canberra picnic and camping event:
Same as last thread. Fuck off we're full.
Nolan Sanchez
That's actually cool.. they can incorporate classic aboriginal, cultural moves like.. the petrol sniff
Easton Allen
Is it true what they say, will Clive really provide free erectile dysfunction medication for the well-waistly endowed?
Jacob Rodriguez
just wait until they're teaching kids the abbo languages in LOTE
boongjulla walla wanga nugga
Austin Gutierrez
*starts raping*
Put the witchetty Grub on your cock.
Apparently they had the most advanced social system.. whatever that means.
Michael Rivera
Thomas Gutierrez
janny lookin real yummy here
Ryder Scott
Fukken fight me cunt.
Kevin Adams
Cunt's dead for sure.
David Butler
I'd pick this skeleton up and slam him into a concrete wall
Andrew Reyes
I wonder what Clive's policy is on service station food. I don't mind the sausage rolls, but the pies go rock hard if left in. I think sometimes the clerk gets lazy and puts them in at opening and they stay there all day. I heard the Seppos get Sushi at their servos, maybe Clive can mandate that here. I could go for a platter or two right now.
James Torres
>google average hourly pay of an auto mechanic
>25AUD an hour
>gets paid more than a mechanic as a simple labourer.
Jordan Rogers
Only if they also teach riverdance to the abo kids and make the do it before football games.
James Allen
>lads will be raping their way through indochine in our lifetime
And that's a good thing!
Parker Robinson
Is jordies based?
Nathan Miller
>They're literally the only alternative, well funded option.
This is pretty much my thought process. The senate team is sketchy but the lower house seem like real folk with good intentions.
There is literally nothing to lose by voting UAP.
The shilling is for comedic effect
Thomas Morgan
How do u get the potato’s to crisp up and not stick to the frying pan
Dominic Thompson
I'm completely depressed. Does it get better?