Tfw just found out I'm circumcised

>tfw just found out I'm circumcised
Wtf bros? I always assumed I was uncircumcised. My family isn't even Jewish. Why did they do it?

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Ask them?

>just found out I'm circumcised
Yep, I knew americans are retarded

>Hey Dad, where is my foreskin?
Sounds too embarrassing.

I am 26 years old. I genuinely assumed my penis was what an uncircumcised penis looked like. I don't watch porn.

how do you just find out you are circumcised? wtf op

Donate to foregen

It's not like I look at penises all day. I am heterosexual.

LOL good meme

I feel bad for people who are circumcised. All that foreskin makes your dick look like a gross worm

>sheltered retard
Not surprised

Sadly I'm not kidding. I genuinely just found out.

Pornography is gross, user.

Kek, not that obviously ^^''
But why did they circumsised you.

mock them, do not feel bad for these peasants.

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Most hospital prior to the 21st century just did it for no reason whatsoever. It's really NBD. Uncut dicks look weird.

It's ok, your punishment will function and give you pleasure just fine, I've satisfied many women in my life just fine and had several girls tell me about an experience with an uncut guy and how gross it was too them. Your parents did you a favor has nothing to do with jews, you're welcome

Because you’re American, America is a Jewish golem state, they specifically send Jews and Zionists practicing medicine into care regarding babies to ensure every last child possible has their dick mutilated. Your retarded, bottom feeder parents see Goldberger the Jew doctor telling them that it’s “healthy and harmless!” And your whore mother was probably thinking about how “gross” foreskin was on a dick, so it was a relatively straightforward procedure to get them to sign away your penis skin to a blood drinking Demon

Jews didn't start to exist until like 1000 years after Genesis 17.

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iktfb (except I found out at about age 14 because I watched porn). I used to think circumcision was when the entire head was cut off, and when I'd seen an uncut cock, I assumed it actually had the head removed and just naturally shrivelled into a little hood

>But why did they circumsised you?
Genuinely no idea. We aren't Jews.

I mean, this is what you should ask them...