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Any Forums humor thread
Austin Martin
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Michael Turner
Gabriel Powell
How about actual humor for once?
Charles Brown
How about 30 gay pastor webms?
Daniel Russell
lol
Easton Barnes
Kayden James
Isaac Robinson
Jonathan Walker
Dominic Davis
...
Austin Price
based unironically
Jayden Turner
>2035
>unable to pay outstanding debts & hatespeech fines after great reset
>custody auctioned off to new employer
>wake up in freezing employee quarters
>heating reduced due to climate emergency
>crawl out of bunk & put on uniform, ear tag briefly catching on apron
>grab soicaf & bugbar ration from shared kitchen
>head upstairs into amazart back warehouse
>wander through store floor to food court for another 12 hour shift
>clock-in by tapping ear tag against control panel
>spend day slinging bugburgers & wormdogs
>mess up a couple orders, get negative ratings
>approached by supervisor during break
>"hey user I see you're struggling with customer satisfaction again"
>try to explain mistake
>"sorry but this is your third strike this month & rules are rules"
>roaming privileges revoked, confined to amazart property again
>have to sign up for one of amazarts extracurricular programs
>mutter out pathetic "y-yes sir" as he leaves
>grumble and look at the posters spread around the breakroom
>"HELP AMAZART SIDE-STEP SUPPLY CHALLENGES" reads one
>pandemic & labor shortages impacting availability of many amazart cafe menu items
>employees being offered extra break time & other privileges for gestating giant earthworms
>what the heck, always felt breaks where too short anyway
>chase down supervisor & sign up
>given amazart clinic appointment
>printed neouterus & engineered worm ova implanted in abdominal cavity
>belly gradually swells as weeks pass
>people begin to stare & joke
>somewhat stretchy uniform becomes increasingly tight
>endure rubs & pats from co-workers
>teasing only worsens when navel pops out
>getting awfully sore durring long shifts
>crick back after giving supervisor his wormdog combo
>"what's the matter? they put too much in the oven?" he jokes with a smirk
>grimace and smile, nodding along
>ask him how long until worms are ready for harvest
>"what's the rush? that's only your first batch, unless you'd rather remain confined~" he teases
>fml
Cameron Rogers
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Evan Gray
Jaxson Lopez
That's not funny.
Justin Jackson
Jordan Harris
you're right, OD is fucking hilarious. Every time I see that stupid shit I laugh my ass off
Jacob Price
Jacob Morales
It is if you're a member of the merchant's guild.
Jeremiah Morris
perfectly coordinated
Justin Jenkins
Ok let me channel my inner leaf
LMAO,你们这些可悲的种族主义者总是用你们的“Any Forums幽默时间”话题让我发笑;面对现实,大多数 POC 将比你们任何一个悲伤的处女都要成功得多。你站在历史的错误一边,克服它失败者!
Christopher Robinson
nice doubles
Andrew Phillips
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Mason Brooks
>channel inner leaf
>speaks chink
KEK
Nathan Roberts
I should go to Leafland. I would fit better there.
Camden Sanchez
Alexander James
:)
Josiah Sullivan
Jackson Torres
Henry Nguyen
Lincoln Ross
Austin Howard
My ancestor.
Gavin Ramirez
why didn't they keep the cunny. I don't get it
Jace White
Kevin Reyes
Nathaniel Nelson
Jeremiah Taylor
Blake Collins
N
Elijah Cooper
William Reyes
Jack Powell
How did we allow this to happen?
Tyler Ramirez
Owen Gomez
>Wh*tes
Ryan Cooper
Ayden Robinson
Carson Hernandez
Aaron Smith
That fucking hurt
James Lopez
10/10 meme
Lincoln Barnes
Jacob Foster
Reminds me of The Far Side type humor. Except gary larson didn't draw niggers
Adam Martin
春风冲冲与法不饿分析啊哈啊哈我们家啊贵