How?

How does Any Forums cope with not living in Florida but instead some shit blue state with shit laws and cold weather you all pretend to love until you retire here?

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>hurricane brap is reported of the coast of anons house, take shelter and beware of niggers from miami.

might apply for a college there when i finish hs this year but there's no good ones

Considered it. Moved to Texas instead. Still on my mind.

Florida would be great without the people.

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I'll take my cold weather over your dysfunction

Hurricanes are fun if you know what to do dude.
Fuck college don't go
Florida is better

thinking about moving to naples, is it bikeable? I really like having 3 wholefoods within 2 miles and white/asian neighbors, but I can't take much more of this place

>Live in Florida.
>Sun everywhere.
>Literally can't even put solar panels on your home because the republican, right-wing "free market capitalist lolberts" regulated it to help the petrol industry
Like pottery.

Only gonna get worse.

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We're the craziest fucking people in the country. You have no idea how fun that is kek

>literal swamp

Too many Jews.

Florida is OURS chuds.

we owe you guys for sending over some top tier women

>Fuck college don't go
tf would you suggest then

I HAVE NO IMAGINARY FRIEND!!!
*storms out of room*

UCF is a good university, plus you don't need a 5.5GPA to get in.

Also benefits from not being located in a college town, and is the biggest university in the country.

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My parents in Florida have solar panels, but they are out in the fields.

Can't put up solar panels because of building codes due to paranoia of hurricanes.

>How does Any Forums cope with not living in Florida
Severe depression. It's not really coping as it is constant anguish.

florida = hillbillies and jews and...

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A tropical swamp. Compared to your ice cold blue state.
Get a CDL when you're old enough and buy a dump truck and contract yourself.

PA fag who lives in CA currently. I hate it it's boring and I want a cute country bf and live in Texas

You're welcome.

Lower gun violence

It's not impossible but it's generally considered the hardest state to solarize yourself. Ironic, of course, because it's so abundant with sun and run by supposed "free market right-wingers" but all the "free market" shit drops real fast from republicans when any free markets threaten big fossil fuel companies

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How do you cope with the fact that I moved close to the Canada border FROM Florida?

No one envies you, fentanyl addicted faggit.

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It's not because of hurricanes and I don't even think that's an excuse they actively use since it would be impossible to defend. If someone told you that and you bought that then that's sad. It's because it hurts the gas company and "free market republicans" drop their free market shit real fast when it comes to something that can hurt a gas company

By living in Kentucky which is like 90% white and gets all 4 seasons and has awesome gun laws.

What a fag.

lower than what?

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You know, solar panels flying sideways at 130mph sounds kinda cool.

Jews mainly live in the cities.
Hillbillies are based.
I prefer Opana. And you're just an idiot kek.

Get over here

Gulf of Mexico counties are not so bad.

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C-could a spic fren go there too?

Dude there's not even that many if you go to the right areas hahaha. Just the craziest fucking White people in the world, based as fuck, and just fun as hell. Unless you're an autist you can't get bored in Florida. We're always partying

GTFO my pol!!!
You gotta be 18 to post here, faggot

Question for Floridians: are the employees at grocery stores and other similar businesses required to wear masks?

Lies.

Yeah, I went some years ago to western Broward county, good times.

>Too many Jews.
Too many nogs
Too many yankees
Too many mestizos
FL is fucked
20 years we'll be California with infinitely shittier geography