Nudist clubs

I was raised a nudist. I'm in my late 40's. America got a lot more puritanical. Anything that doesn't fit in the narrow window of sanctioned degeneracy (even when it's not degenerate) is poo-pooed.

We went to many, many nudist camps/colonies in the south and almost all of them were incredibly wholesome places. The great was there was no real indication of whether a person was rich or poor or anything like that. There was a certain level of anonymity to it.

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Tatts and fats. Nough said

I heard it was because fat boomers are gross to look at, and they just wanna molest hot young ass
So the hot young ass don’t go

Can't compete with BBC. It's all over and ruins the good ol days

how could you not be poppin boners at a place like this

>nudists play amid the cacti
Those poor asscheeks...

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>ITT: nudity=sex
Americans really are absurdly simple.

The kind of people at an American nudist resort are not the kind of people you want to see naked. This explains the drop in their popularity in the modern era.

European nudist beaches, on the other hand, are still good to go.

They are not there to admire others, but to be admired. Narcissism, like autism, has a spectrum as well.
>These where popular in the past, now you don't see many.
Because of pedos, and because of technology. Cameras are too concealable.

Yanks are all retards.

>nudist clubs have stopped
When did this happen?
t. nudist

nudity makes my peepee into the big peepee

I'd have a boner 24/7 which I'm not sure is accepted at those places

no idea. i would be precumming like a mutherfucker.

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nudists were always trashy fat boomers

>They are not there to admire others, but to be admired.
This makes a lot of sense

Because women have leggings and social media to show their asses and tits now. Bigger audience and no old fat boomers

Jews made nudity all about sex.

>where
cmon man youre a native speaker

It's also not true, confusing naturism with exhibitionism.

What percentage of the men walked around with raging boners at least part of the day?
I'm going to guess 85%
Also, did they make attempts to hide it?

what happens when the music stops and then someone farts a wet one
>reality sets in

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I do, but the local bar keeps kicking me out when I come in naked.

You literally cannot convince me that somebody who wants to walk around completely naked, amongst other people of both sexes and all ages who are also naked, does not have ulterior motives or some kind of deranged mindset. Its impossible.

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There's a nudist joke that goes something like "Q: How do you tell when it's a guy's first time at a nudist colony? A: Because he stands at attention!"

I went to my first nudist colony when I was 9, before I even knew what sex was. I still got boner (which seems kind of odd in retrospect?), but it only lasted like 15-20 minutes or something. I was in the pool most of that time.

Strangely, a big group of random-looking people who are completely naked really aren't that hot. Big tits, little tits, asses, bush. It all sort of blends together.

The only times after I went (and I went for like 3-5 years) that I felt a boner coming on was sometimes the teenage girls would wrap a towel around their bottom half. Strangely, that was sexy because their genitals were covered up and then the towel would slip or drop down or they'd sit a certain way and all of a sudden you could see bush. Having that 'peek' of nakedness was unfortunately a real problem when it came to things that caused boners.

But them walking around, playing volleyball and shit totally naked wasn't a thing. Their bodies looked more "perfect" than their mothers but still not in a way that's very sexual. And I'm a raging horndog and always have been.

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This.

Most Americans are ugly as sin

Corn syrup killed the nudest.

Because women are basically walking around nude already. Seriously, how hard is it to get a really good idea of what a girl looks like naked when everything she wears is skin tight and revealing.

Yes it does.

This 100%.

nobody wants to see a 200lbs woman naked

>Ulterior motives
Such as? If you wanted sex you could go to a club and fuck someone tonight. If you go to a naturist club you won't. If you had any ulterior motive other than enjoying social nudity then your scheme is a shit one.

Lordy Lordy look at those leathery Lasses!

>I'm going to guess 85%

No way! Believe it or not, hardly any dudes ever had boners. Really, when you're around a shit-ton of naked people it kinda kills a boner, DESU.

But I had to say "hardly" instead of "none" because in Florida at one of the bigger nudist camps, during certain times of the summer there would be non-nudist college students who would come and sort of use the setting to play grab-ass with each other.

So, 19-20 year old boys and girls would show up and not know any of the etiquette. They were mostly there for the pool and volleyball, but the girls would try to be sexy for the guys they were with and the guys would sometimes be rocking sort of droopy half-stalks.

But really that was people from outside kind of using the place in a way that most other people didn't. I spent a lot of time in those places and hung out with strangers who were both kids and adults and nobody ever acted inappropriately. I remember one time in a rec room there was a sliding-tile puzzle which had a naked lady with her legs cocked open like a Hustler photo but that was it.

It hasn't stopped, and you're more than welcome to go join them.

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No one believes this. We know you're all perverts, just admit it.

I don't think it's about checking out women. It looks like it's about being totally free...free from pretense and fashion and social pressures to don a costume and play a character. But maybe I'm way off...

What exactly do you think happens? Keep in mind children attend naturist clubs and beaches. You're just making up shit about something you have no experience of.

I can't even fathom this, honestly. I don't go to regular beaches because there's too much skin. People should keep their clothes on at all times, even if they're in good shape.

Ah yes, this is your brain on porn.

Enforced female nudity would quash feminism. My wife and daughters never wear any clothes. Even going out places, anybody try and say anything I say "stop trying to suppress my religion"

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