[Clown World Intensifies]

>Wear the cuckshield
>Put pantyhose on your face
>Chop off your dick
>Glue said Dick to your face
When will our dear leaders step in and stop the madness?
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as if making the mask fit against your face will make it any better at catching nano-particles

I hear a plastic bag works even better

based trippy trips

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If they want me to wear that shit in a store, i am not paying for shit lmao

Cant even smell them because of the stupid mask

Check. Yo, masks faggots, remember two bags to stop the spread.

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checked and based

Based pantyhose enjoyer

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Step in? Their boots are firmly pressed to your face user. You just can't feel it being so numb to the despair attempting to devour the world.

Ever since double masking I am 100% convinced they do this shut just to fuck with us and see how far we will go. I don't even blame them it's pretty funny

Fucking based and bagpilled

Based suicide instruction enjoyer. 100% agreed. They are just having fun with this at this point.

Have you not seen the recent Gavin Newsom fiasco?
Motherfucker said "He was holding his breath" while taking a pic without a mask that pissed the normans off, you cant make this shit up. Its like a fucked up game of Simon Says

Fuck off, bud

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It's meant to catch aerosols which vary in size, the larger ones can be caught by even a cloth mask

in b4 some high school dropout tries to correct me, don't bother, i'm right

Checked and based + wrap tape around neck tightly to maximize filtering

they force me to wear a mask at the gym (or they will cancel my membership) so i wear this. i cut 2/3 layers out and cut slits in it. i still hate wearing it but it's better than losing my gains

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the pantie-maskers were right all along

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>Aerosols get stuck in the mask they want you to breathe through for 8 hours a day
>Your face is now touching these aerosols and you are breathing them in all day
The only way you could feasibly actually protect yourself is with a gas mask or something similar which is actually designed for that purpose. Masks are useless at preventing YOU from getting sick, and they are only marginally effective at stopping you from spreading it to others.

Look chuds, op picrel is good but if you really want to help out your healthcare heroes you should tape your mask on. ok bigots?

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Can't argue with those digits.

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jokes on you, nylon encasement is my fetish. If people start wearing stockings on their faces i'd be cooming and coofing errwhere.

Thanks for admitting that masks don't work properly.

DON'T FORGET TO STICK MARBLES UP YOUR ASS OR YOU AIN'T BLACK

Good god the idiot sheep STILL believe the mask meme. Holy. fucking. SHIT

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Fucking cringe. Masks are antithetical to health and physical fitness. Fuck those uneducated gym owners for making you wear it.
After ALL OF THIS FUCKING TIME

That's what I did before I just broke down and bought weights.

What about it getting in your eyes and other face holes?! Or on your person and later in your face holes at home?!

Resist the pressure of this psychological war. Rise above:
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No you didn't. That image has been posted for almost a year now with the same story.

OH MY FUCKING GOD.
THE NORMIES ARE UNIRONICALLY GOING TO START WEARING FUCKING PANTY HOSE ON THEIR FUCKING FACES NOW.
IN ADDITION TO A TOXIC MASK INCUBATOR.
MY GOD I DIDN'T THINK THEY COULD GET ANY STUPIDER.

checked nice trips
thats what ive been recommending
its 100 percent effective

Imagine ever wearing a mask

Pillows work even better, three layers, two are fabric with a generous layer of batting acting as an air-reservoir between them. Obviously, that may not be enough though.

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