Its over winter vagina bros

Shoveling is deadly now

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Never do anything. Might die doing it.

But I don't have a vagina

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I read that shoveling snow in the winter killed 6 gorillion jews.

DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS

Isn’t this common knowledge. First snow usually results in a shit ton of heat attacks.

You can randomly die in your sleep.

If 20 minutes of minor labor causes death, you’re about to die anyways

You will never be a man

Wow thats really strange that heart problems are popping up all around the place.
I heard covid does it so Im getting all the boosters and vax

at any point in time a meteorite can strike you dead, even in the safety of your house.

Drinking too much water can kill you too.

Yeah, my grandpa Klaus died shoveling ash at Treblinka

Remember these are the same people that died of covid. Like even if you believe the statistics its all elderly people close to death anyway.

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Fucking could be a deadly way to discover underlying cardiovascular conditions.

>If 20 minutes of minor labor causes death, you’re about to die anyways
What does it mean then if 20 minutes of labor causes to fake 6,000,000 deaths?

it's about to kill 6 gorillion dumb goys over the next few years

Is it that or do they want to excuse certain types of people who don't participate in civic duty

You know...I'd be interested to see how many people start dying at raves from doing mdma/ecstasy.
I used to do that a lot about a decade ago, and that shit plus dancing gets your heart fucking going.
I'd bet we're gonna start seeing a lot more deaths at raves and music festivals.

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I live in an area that sees heavy snow every winter, and this is common knowledge. The reason it's being reported now is either because it's a slow news day, or because it's an excuse to cover up a surge in vaccine-caused heart attacks.

probably should lock down everyone and destroy the economy just in case

We've always known sex, shoveling snow, smoking weed, and climate change cause heart attacks faggot OP

Kel'Thuzad strikes again

>Doctor: She died of winter vagina, covid AND snow shoveling

That nigger had a few hundred people go to the hospital and 12 die

wow 100 people per year, that's almost as many as covid

Yah. I heard that some of them just collapsed and had seizures, too. Sounds like some legitimately got crushed too tho

>more death from global warming
>more death from shoveling more snow
And NPCs gobble it up as if it were cheetos.

you just know..

>TAKE AN EXPERIMENTAL NANOVAXX THAT BASICALLY PENETRATES ANY CELL IT TOUCHES
>BE TOLD BY LIARS THAT IT ONLY STAYS IN THE ARM MUSCLE
>IT ACTUALLY GOES EVERYWHERE
>VIA CAPILLARIES IN THE DELTOID IN THE BEST CASE
>AND IF NOT ASPIRATED VIA DIRECT INJECTION INTO BLOOD VESSELS IN THE WORST CASE
>HEART CELLS GET DAMAGED BY DIRECT LNP EXPOSURE AS PROVEN REPEATABLY IN THE LAB
>SHOVEL SNOW OR ANY ELEVATED CARDIO ACTIVITY
>DIE OF WINTER VAGINA
HECKIN SCIENCE!

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This has been going on for forever, dumbfuck. Literally every single winter out-of-shape middle-aged people and old people get heart attacks when they shovel snow. Every. Single. Year. People never learn. Another favorite is boomers going on their roof to get rid of the snow and then they fall with usual consequences.

Winter Vagina was cured. They had to move onto something else to hide the vaxocalypse.

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