Politics got ya down? Just think about, Wario, and how things would be better if he was in charge

Politics got ya down? Just think about, Wario, and how things would be better if he was in charge.

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He is in charge

This. Our government is literally run by a bunch of people who look and act like wario lmao

Biden is Wario kek

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If our leader stepped down off his throne and rammed into the filth with his mighty elbow? And all you had to do was feed him garlic?

Yeah that'd be pretty awesome

hey guys wario here oh my goodness guys my stomach is rolling from eating that onion and rotten garlics oh my goodness okay guys this is episode two and uh right now guys I want to show you my living room uh my hallway I guess oh my goodness my stomach but um look guys look its one of my greatest achievements wario land 4 on the gameboy advance and look guys look the virtual boy ultimate classic system um guys you rememeber wario land incredible incredible oh my goodness my stomach guys my stomach the bathroom is not far away oh my goodness I feel the stuff coming down my buttocks oh my goodness phhhhbrbbrrttttttt ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaa my gosh I got to get to the door I just got to get to the door bye guys bye dont forget to subscribe and the next episode will be with me using the toilet oh my goodness guys its runing down my buttocks I need to get to the bathroom its coming its coming aaaaaaahhhhhhhh

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Think about how to get some bitches

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OH FUCK

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Wario is based and his future wife is hot

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I never had any games growing up that had wario in them :(

For me it was Wario Land 3.

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play wario land 1, 2, 3 & 4 on gameboy/advance then play wario world on gamecube as a start

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ko takeuchi is one of my favorite artists

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You will take a vax Wario!

Wario world for the gamecube is a classic

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But wario is strong as fuck and usually does all the work himself.

WALUIGI HAS COME TO SAVE US.

Can someone redpill me on Wario and Waluigi?
Were they created because Bowser wasn't a bad enough villain?

Wario is a Jew.

Wario was created to be a unique antagonist for mario land and waluigi was made just to be wario's luigi.

>poor user got so mentally broken by the current political situation that he's reverted to an infantile daydream
Damn. :(

fuuuug i love that game, they should bring 3D Wario platformer back

Jews aren't chads though

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Wario Land 1 or whatever it was called on Gameboy had great music

Treasure was a crazy studio, they haven't made anything that's super wacky in a while though

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>*lifts enemy and swings them around killing them*
>"have-a rotten day!"

悪い (Warui) means "evil/bad" in Japanese
Wario was made for Mario and Waruigi was too easy of a pun to pass up

>Giant disgusting nose
>Ridiculous selfish schemes
>Lives for nothing but acquiring coins

How is he not a Jew?

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My favorite one is where just goes
>GOOD-GOOD-GOOD-GOOD-GOOD LUCK
while spinning the enemy.

oh man that game was neat, finished it a dozen of time
fun tidbit: i found a copy of that game under a pile of trash, it was brand new, still sealed! what a day

Because jews aren't half as masculine as wario

i think the entire premise of Wario Land 1 was to acquire a bunch of gold and treasure so Wario could buy a new home

They are Mario and Luigi’s evil twins you fucking tard
Waiting was created as an antagonist for Mario in the first game boy Mario game.
Waluigi was created for the fucking Mario tennis game on the n64 and Nintendo wanted you to forget about him for the most part except for spin-off third party titles where they need extra filler characters
Waluigi has literally never appeared in first party Mario games, or even referenced kek

Who remembers dunking on this faggot

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He's a talented man who chose the best princess and team.

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based, real wario enjoyers go dumpster diving

All kidding and antisemitism aside, I love the new Wario Ware, even if it's a bit short.

UUUOOOHHHH

>No wario land VB
NGMI

Check treasures recent activity
>most recent release
>2014
>eight years ago
> :(
Its a funny game and really the only "mario game beat em up"

Basically anyone that's not a complete pussy would improve things considerably.

That weeds out 90% of people and 99% of Any Forumstards.

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I finally have an excuse to post these pics again.

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>lives in a fucking castle he built himself
>goes on adventures across the globe to plunder and preserve ancient artifacts
>obese but built like a tank
>drowning in pussy
>diet consists of garlic, a known antiparasetic
>entrepreneur, starts his own games company
Wario is ultimate white man

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